May 12, 2017
A Conversation Between Me and My 6 Year Old Cousin
Joey: So you really love Star Wars.
Me: Yea. A lot.
Joey: Do you wanna marry it?
Me: Yea, sure.
Joey: Ok, we can get some wedding stuff together. Do you want Star Wars to be a boy or a girl?
Me: *stunned silence*
Me: *contemplates how a 6 year old can get it and grown adults can't*
Me: Um. A boy. But wow, thank you for asking.
