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ed/su brotp siblings platonic meme.

     BROTP MEME     ||     ACCEPTING

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1. )  who steals french fries off the other’s plate              E D M U N D.

2. )  who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple              neither. they would gag. & i think susan would kiss him on the cheek just to make him mad though.

3. )  who has to bust or bail the other out of jail              susan with a disappointed mom face (TM)

4. )  who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues              susan the “advice expert” (TM)

5. )  who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes               i don’t really know about this one. but maybe susan would do something to cheat (if she felt the need) because she’s not as good at games like ed is.

6. )  who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk               edmund.

7. )  who starts and who wins the pillow fights              edmund would be both. susan probably got him mad and hit her with a pillow and boom, instant pillow fight.

8. )  who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush              if she ever deemed a crush worthy / if she ever found out, susan probably says it more often. ed would say it as well but not to a crush, but to anyone who likes susan just to annoy her.

[trashhands]

omg he is so cute and like so radddd. he is the the cutest boy in the world omg i hate him!! omg do you think i have a shot?? omg it's csg, hi it's me den.

oh frick den here’s what u do: text him and be like “frick me” and it will happen 100% guaranteed it has been tested by experts (mainly me) good luck (this is a tdd in disguise)