hahaha thanks aegirs for wanting aaaaall the questions answered, so here we go:
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing? The worst thing I wrote was probably the Nico/Keke oneshot (worst as in, most no no no don't do this), the worst as in bad quality/horrible characterization were probably my early Nico/Nels ones, or the Nels Sr/Nels Jr one, that is veeery sketchy characterization.
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like. *thinks hard* Confession: I'll read and like anything (and I mean, anything) if it fits with the characterization. I'm pretty unsquickable, so honestly, the worse the better. Throw it at me. I am not ashamed of any of that lol, it's just reading.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character. Hahaha I will not quote a line from YearsOfOurLives (such a corny title I am sorry I was young and needed the money the distraction) as that was my first properly smutty F1 fic (before that I only wrote German manga/anime stuff) and you can still find the fic in its entirety on my writing LJ. Fantasy? I am currently obsessed with Kev's tattoo, so go figure.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF? Aahahahahahahahahahaha.
5. Most shameful ship? What's it with all the shame?! I'd say most unusual ship instead, and that would be a certain miss' Horner/Jules Bianchi because good lord *fans herself*. So fuckeed up and so gooooood. I still hope there will be more to read eventually.
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama? Not that I can think off. Usually, when dramah starts, I leave. I hate dramah.
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure? A/B/O verse fics. In *any* fandom.
8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about. Calling Nico 'princess' to his face when waiting to get an autograph in Spa, but I think he didn't realise/hear me.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved? *scratches head* Probably from the manga 'Fake' which is an awesome police story yaoi manga I read yeeeeaaaars ago. I don't think it was particularly smutty, more schmoop and I wondered where I could get more.
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of? Not really. I dip in and out of fandoms, but F1 is the only one that made me stay.
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty? A lot. But my favourite time of day is when I cycle to work at the break of dawn still a bit sleepy and just letting my thoughts drift while the country road stretches ahead.
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about? Hm, can't really say, at the moments it's mostly Draco/Harry Hogwarts: Eigth Year fics at the top of my bookmarks, if that's something to be embaarressed about?
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings? I actually really like writting at the coffee store. If someone is rude enough to look at my screen I just stare them down. I wrote 'Milestones' in the school library and my teacher actually knew I was writing fanfic and I showed her some quotes (from the not smutty bits). Some of my classmates looked over my shoulders, but writing in a foreign language in a world full of idiots is helping a lot with not feelings self-conscious about it. I don't do pics/drawings.
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr? Hahahaha they'd think I was crazy.
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer? They'd see a vast amount of files reading 'consent play', 'jaime mpreg', 'girl!Dan', 'stalker AU' etc etc right when they open my computer. lol.