Heavy tries to rizz up Medic (real)
(for @zerozerozio hshs)
Medic: "Heavy! Vou're loozing zo much blood!"
Heavy: "да, да, I know doktor."
Medic: "Quickly now! Vhat's your type?!"
Heavy: "You are my type, doktor."
Medic: *blushing a bit* "O- Oho.. Well, danke.. But no zeriouzly vhat's your type? Vou're about to---" *HEAVY DIES/RESPAWNS /J*









