#affectionately btw but

[solomonverum]

playfully made a pinky promise with the beloved and said "if you break it, i'll have to take your pinky. that's how these things work, i don't make the rules!"

they then technically broke the promise (nothing serious lmao, i just said "wake me up when you do this" and they didn't wake me up but Did do the thing) and that night their pc fell on their pinky toe

and they promptly turn their head and go "this is your fault :("