eeyyyy what're some jongtae bonerkill stories
this one time they were trying to change positions and jonghyun kneed himself in the face and fell off the bed and got a bloody nose and taemin wasted like five minutes laughing before he got up to help
and another time they were sitting by a pool with their legs in the water and jong was bent sideways giving taem a blowjob and he somehow slipped off and fell in and he dragged taem with him
when they were younger jong snuck into taems place and spent the night and when they woke up they were gon have some sex but taems brother barged in when jong was halfway inside of taem like 'hey bro breakfast is ready' and they stared at him for a really long time and then he was just '...your boyfriend can have some too' and left and taem literally felt jong wilt inside of him
one time taem was tired as dicks and he wanted to have sex but he couldnt get it up bc he was so tired and he fell asleep mid wail-of-overexaggerated-despair
another time jong wasnt paying attention when taem pushed him further down on his dick and he choked and pulled off and threw up a little bit in his mouth
once taem lost the key to the handcuffs and jong freaked the fuck out bc he doesnt like being trapped and helpless and 'i wasnt rly into this anyway and holy shit taem just find them please i wanna get out' and he needed lots of space but also lots of cuddles after and it was all not very fun at all
once they were both tipsy and were gonna have sex but taem started giggling at how dicks were funny and jong started trying to find the answer to the universe and by the time they passed out taem was still giggling bc what the fuck is anatomy and jong had decided that everything in the universe led up to potato
