#afterdark.asks

[wizafterdark]

i think this is relevant to the dog crate discourse… https://x.com/Rob_Kub88/status/1949529619071467687

i took a gamble and opened this on an escalator on the way to work and i’m so glad it was this and not something more nsfw

[wizafterdark]

https://x.com/InfoOP81/status/2010806815857262696

:)

oh he was out and ABOUT this winter break (love this for him tbh).

also surrounded by older guys… like place for him to be

edit: WAIT THAT’S ARTURRI

[wizafterdark]

"MY protégé HUSBAND IS DEAD to me after he dumped me. I don't want to remarry. I only want a proxy wdc SEX. See my bussy. CLICK HERE"

-mark alan webber, 2026

how did you find this quote from him. which he definitely said. because i heard it. with my own ears.

[wizafterdark]

phat nips big tits (also spill one glass of water and those untied shorts are DONE) (also why is he wearing his watch on the right hand?? is he silly??)

[wizafterdark]

oscar all sweaty and bleeding from the lip and bruise-knuckled and he never knew adrenaline from a fight made him hard and it turns out it does. and he just needs to be rubbed off a little through his shorts. and fall asleep in mark's lap covered in sweat stains and bloodstains and cum stains

[wizafterdark]

wiz. wiz im shaking. oscoobs and theyre first witnessed in tbe wild after years in maroon shirt captivity in NOOSA with MARK WEBBAH. how am i supposrf to go on likr this

theo i’ve only been writing T or M fics in 2025 and maybe 2026 is the time i flip back and commit to writing erotic age gap yaoi water droplet licking or forcefem bra wearing with sensory play and orgasm denial. anyway i say this and won’t do it haha unless

[wizafterdark]

boobscar piastits 🔜? titscar boobastri 🔜? osctits pecastri 🔜?

BIG NATURALS NOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔈🔈🔊🔊🔊🔉🔉🔉

[wizafterdark]

if oscar is a wasp and seb is a bee, then mark definitely got stung twice for sure…

there’s a freaky insect-hybrid AU here if we care to explore it. i raise u hybrid bug ovipositioning