#ag8its

[pawstet]

G R O S S

[radpiphany]

best friends foreskin. forever. i meant forever || dave x vriska || closed

after that handy dandy accidental conversation he had with vriska via this weird-ass monophone that he was pretty dang sure apple would end up suing someday, they had decided a handy dandy hangout spot would be the cafeteria, so here he was now, wearing one of the like. six outfits he currently owned and carefully eating a piece of pizza in order to not ruin it. honestly though, dave strider was about to hang with his main man's like. ex-ex-girlfriend? maybe. who knows. trolls are fucking weird, and he's not just talking about the kind that wears fedoras and picks cheetos out of their neckbeards before disposing it into a nearby discarded mountain dew container, because if vriska showed up wearing a fucking fedora he would honestly take a picture, make it his phone background, leave, and cry a little.

oh. here she is, miss grey-skinned satan. speaking of hell, she was actually kind of attractive, which led dave to choke on his pizza crust for a few seconds out of surprise considering he just had some strange, strange heterosexual thoughts. he wouldn't be having anymore of those darned things, that's for sure. "either you are an extremely detached avatar cosplayer, the one with the blue people, not the blue arrow kid who can shoot air out his asshole or whatever, or you are the girl who threatened to stab my 'wench' or something and then proceeded to shoot a bombthreat my way. who would i rather be meeting right now? you tell me." 

[name49-blog]

ツ i can't remember if i sent one already or not but if i did ignore this one *zooms away*

[rinkakutype-blog]

wait..what did you just call me???????? D::::<

37. Stupid.

A look at the other's clothes and she cringes a little. What is that. Gosh, this girl dresses almost as bad as Tsukiyama does! "Your clothes look stupid, and so are you."