Cool as a cucumber
Yet another Calc story here.
me, working quietly as usual when I hear a crunch from next to me. I assumed it was an apple, but I began to smell cucumber.:*looks up to see the girl next to me calmly eating a whole mini cucumber like a carrot*......Is that a cucumber?
girl:*looks up*....yeah. Why?
at this point, I begin to lose my shit as quietly as possible.
me:*gasping for air* I’ve just never seen somebody just whip out a cucumber to munch! I thought it was an apple!
girl:.....*pulls out an apple from her bag* I had an orange too, but I already ate it.
me:*still dying* How are you so calm about this? You’re about as...
girl: please don’t
me:...cool as a cucumber.
girl:*very quietly as she just shakes her head and laughs a little*...I hate you.