prohero!Deku hcs
Just a few prohero!Deku headcanons bc I love him
Warnings: mentions of babies, spoilers for the new issue of BNHA
Pro-hero Deku is literally like, the gentlest giant. He’s probably like 6’5, 6’6 or something and he’s just absolutely JACKED because of all the work he had to do to be able to properly control One for All and he’s got hands like the size of a dinner plate
Despite this he is literally just the softest most dependable man
When he gets married he barely lets your feet touch the ground he always has you in some kind of romantic bridal carry and he looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky
And don’t even get me started on Deku with babies
Like I already have the Deku as a kindergarten teacher AU but Deku with babies Deku with babies DEKU WITH BABIES
He can literally fit a newborn baby in like the palm of his hand they’re just so small and tiny and he’s just no thoughts head empty only PROTECT
Like if you thought this man was protective before just wait until you put him in charge of a baby
You know how everybody has a story about how they hit their head or something as a child when their parents weren’t paying attention idk it’s always something you know what i’m talking about okay
NOT ON DEKU’S WATCH
He’s literally so careful with them
Okay but imagine pro-hero Deku getting home from a very long day and he’s all roughed up and he’s not even out of his suit but he’s just fast asleep on the bed not even under the covers with a tiny little baby dozing on his chest
Or better yet Deku in the same position but in sweats and an old t-shirt just KNOCKED OUT while this baby drools all over him but it’s okay bc Deku is definitely drooling a little bit too
I AM A BROKEN WOMAN
He spends so much extra time at crime or fight scenes because he’s talking to the kids on the scene bc there are always all these like 3-12 year olds who are just huge fans of him
All the other heroes on the scene are like, talking to the press or dealing with the police or something, but meanwhile Deku is just over here on his knees talking to these kids and he is always EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF EXCITED ABOUT THIS WHOLE AFFAIR AS THEY ARE
They’re like, “Mr. Deku sir, the way you punched that bad guy was totally awesome!!!” and he’s just like “I KNOW RIGHT!!! Okay but did you see the way DynaMight took down that one guy that was the biggest explosion I’ve EVER seen!!!!”
This rarely works out well for Katsuki because he usually ends up being swarmed by all these kids thanks to Deku and he has to refrain from swearing which he’s terrible at
There’s a swear jar somewhere that Kirishima set up that the Bakusquad makes him put money in every time he swears in front of the babies and the proceeds all go to a local children’s hospital
Bakugou is going BROKE he can’t keep doing this
Before he has kids of his own Deku is the chosen baby-sitter of all his friends kids just love him
I mean it makes sense he’s basically just a big kid himself
Okay but going back to Deku as a married man I feel like he would always be dancing with you
Like he’s always just sweeping you off into a slow dance around the kitchen just swaying softly to whatever music he’s got going
He’s really into date nights at home because he loves just being comfy on the couch and watching movies except really he’s just blatantly staring at you like not even kind of subtle about it
That being said he also adores taking you out to big hero galas and stuff because he ADORES getting to show you off
Pretends he doesn’t know how to tie a tie to get you to do it for him
You are well aware this is a scheme you just think it’s a very CUTE scheme and so allow it to happen
He thinks he’s getting away with it
You constantly have each other’s hands in the other’s back pocket it’s just like a thing with you guys don’t ask me why I can’t explain myself idk
Before every gala you go to you have to go buy a new dress and you always drag Deku along but he’s never any help because he’s legitimately awed by every single one you wear
You’re always like “How does this look” and he’s just staring, jaw dropped, about to just jump you in the middle of this very respectable establishment
This happens with every single dress
The one time he tried something you threatened not to bring him anymore
Since then he has been very well behaved
Always tries to buy you every single thing you try on
“But baby, why do I even have all this hero money if I can’t buy you a dress!”
“That is not one dress Izuku that is 20 dresses and half of them didn’t even look good on me.”
“Say that last part again because I am absolutely positive I misheard you.”
“No you heard me right.”
“I think I need to go get my ears checked I’ve been exposed to too many explosions this is all due to a lifetime of friendship with Kacchan”
“You know...that actually makes a lot of sense that man is already so hard of hearing it wouldn’t surprise me if it rubbed off on you.”
Basically he’s just a big dumb sweet boy who just wants to protect people and make them happy
I love him so much
So so much
I am so in love with yOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
Thank you for reading everyone have a great day I have to go ponder how Izuku is not real and cannot love me and how I will never find a man as good as him now















