#agentwallace

[evelynphoenix-blog]

Tell me

[ ‘tell me’ meme ]

If you snuck into my room I would:

[✘] Go back to sleep[] Kick you out[✘] Cuddle with you[✘] Be like “How in the world?”[] Let you sleep on the floor[] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged, depending upon character/gender) I would:

[✘] Kiss or hug you back[✘] Smile and laugh[] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable[] Push you away[✘] Be shocked[] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[] No[✘] Yes[] Most certainly not.[✘] Without hesitation.

You are:

[✘] Cute[] Adorable[✘] Attractive[✘] Beautiful[] Okay[] Ugly[] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:[] Stranger[] Acquaintance[✘] Ally[✘] Friend [?] Love[] Rival [] EnemyI find you to be:[] Pathetic[] Off no consequence[✘] Intriguing [] Frightening [] Unsettling [] Annoying [] Infuriating [✘] Pleasant company[✘] Comforting [✘]  Unable to be lived without [✘] Trustworthy

[irxnsister]

agentwallace

“Mike...why is there no chocolate in your house? I’d like to think that I haven’t eaten it all, but...I will sit on you until you get more,” Angel told him, giving him a look that she wanted to be serious, but she was smirking and she really wished she wasn’t. “I’m not above pouting...”

[theshielddoctor]

Music Box || Rev & Mike

Rev smiled at Alex, the boy peacefully sleeping, the moon casting a pale glow over him, and Rev was happy to just stand there, watching her son sleep. He was peaceful, and innocent, and untainted by the work she did.

11pm, and instead of sleeping, she was watching her son sleep, her head leaning back into Mike as he came up behind her, wrapping his arms around her.

[irxnsister]

agentwallace

Angel laughed as she sipped her coffee, sitting close to Mike at the island counter and glancing from Trevor and Dot over on the floor to Mike. She glossed right over the comment she wanted to make about Mike's handsome face and instead focused on why she had laughed. "I think Trevor just got befriended: Dot sat on his face and when he moved she flopped right on top of him. He's winning my puppy over."

[theshielddoctor]

agentwallace

I love you. But I don't think those words are enough

I never stop thinking of you of the way your eyes light up when you look at him, the way you have a smile that's just for me

I never stop dreaming of what it will be like in five ten fifteen years

I don't want to let you go You don't change me, you inspire me to be a better person to love a little deeper

I love you but it's so much more than love.

[evelynphoenix-blog]

She spends what may be the longest fifteen minutes of her life tinkering with her phone, desperately trying to craft a goddamn text message.

{ Think of what Pepper said. Just make an effort to see him. }

Several rounds of typing and backspacing and typing again finally ceases upon her sending the final product.

[ text : mike ] Hey stranger! Hope you're not busy tonight. :)

Her magnum fucking opus, people.

[evelynphoenix-blog]

?! [ i need this in my life okay ]

[ 'What A Dumb Fucking Play Call' Meme ]

        ❝Before I begin this rant, let’s set things straight. I despise both the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks. I live in Manhattan. Suck-ass status or not, the New York Giants are my team. Now, with that disclaimer out of the way. Let me begin.

          Pete Carroll is a mother-fucking moron. After sheer dumb luck with that fumbled-it-but-oops-I-got-it-again shit near the end zone, he had the Seahawks within HALF A YARD of a GAME. WINNING. TOUCHDOWN. Who’s on the field for what could be the final play? Marshawn “Skittles” Lynch. Arguably the best running back in the League right now.

          Do we hand it to Skittles for the definitive TD?

          N O P E.

          WE GOTTA MOTHER FUCKING ~*~* PASS IT *~*~

          BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?

          LYNCH WAS RIGHT THERE. HE COULD HAVE SNEEZED INTO THE END ZONE.

          MY GOD. I COULD HAVE SCORED THAT TOUCHDOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE. FIRST WOMAN TO PLAY IN THE NFL. WILSON HANDS OFF TO PHOENIX. SHE’S IN! SHE WINS SUPERBOWL! MVP STATUS. AND NOW SHE KISSES KURT WARNER BECAUSE YOLO. THEN TELLS TOM BRADY TO SUCK IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. THE END. GOODNIGHT, AMERICA.

          But I digress. I’m surprised Wilson didn’t go “fuck this!” and call his own play at the line. Red flags should’ve gone up immediately. The kid isn’t a rookie anymore. Bro’s got a ring. And, hopefully, common fucking sense. But at the end of the day, it isn’t his fault. Yes, he threw that interception, but that ball should’ve never been airborne to begin with.

          Now Brady’s an MVP again — ( gag me with a spoon ) — and I’ve gotta listen to all these fans talk about how the Pats are the best team of the modern era. Whatever, Boston. Eli Manning is still your fucking kryptonite.❞

[evelynphoenix-blog]

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