“We’re having a party next Friday if you’d like to swing by.”// “Like, let’s fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and drive them to soccer practice.”
We’re having a party next Friday if you’d like to swing by.
Look, I know Lynn has this weird obsession with filling your half giant, size 80 shoes, and you act like he's your...bloody baby brother or something. But you don't need to clean up his messes for him. We fought, that's it, end of story. I thought he was cool but I was wrong. It's my fault. And I don't need you trying to get us to kiss and make up.
“Like, let’s fall in love, and get married, and have kids, and drive them to soccer practice.”
No, no no no. Girls don't want to hear that on a first date. Well...most girls don't, and the ones that do are psycho and you don't want to attract them. Just be yourself mate, but a cooler, less desperate, less thirsty version. Keep those cards close to your chest. Instead, talk about how you're getting into a National Quidditch team. That'll pique their interest.