#aguefort!bev

[neverpetal]

Beverly would be really into Fabian tho (even if Fabian is 100% unaware of that)

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!! fabian would be completely clueless just going about his day as bev is just kinda constantly like..... ~gazing~ at him

(also all of the bad kids know that bev likes him, but bev doesn’t know that they know)

[neverpetal]

Bev and Gorguk would become friends so quickly

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! they’re both dorks!!! it’s perfect!!! and while we’re at it:

- kristen and bev are wlw/mlm solidarity and bond over being gay and dumb (and doing stupid teen things to make their relationships wonky lol oOps)

- fig tries her best to hide it behind a lot of lighthearted teasing but she becomes super protective over him

- riz is extremely annoyed by bev at first but he eventually grows fond of him

- fabian hatches a dumb plan to basically try n make bev all Super Cool and like him, but then realizes that bev’s Already lowkey pretty cool and lets him do his own thing

- adaine just loves her new little brother lol she just thinks he’s very cute but he often Stresses Her The Fuck Out with his shennanigans

[neverpetal]

All halfings are sources of chaos and mayhem, so the bad kidz shouldn't be surprised that underneath Bev's good kid appearance there is an endless source of goofs

oh for SURE & i think they’d be Dying to hear about the time he goofed a god

[neverpetal]

guys we’ve gotta get caldwell as a guest on fh but like..,..,.,. just literally playing beverly as an aguefort student (mostly because i want to see kristen and bev interact So Badly)

[neverpetal]

I think Bev would kinda be into Riz. Bev has always been into the geeky types (Erlin, Terran, Erdan) and would like Riz cuz he's so passionate about detective work and would love to solve mystries with Riz.

yknow what ?? you’re RIGHT. this is a hot take and im very into it. bev would totally be curious to team up with riz and kinda see what working as a private eye entails, he’d be so fascinated !! (but ofc he mostly just wants to hang out with him ;) )

[neverpetal]

can you imagine Moonshine meeting Kristen Applebees and trying to teach her about Melora’s indifference

oooo!!! that’s quite interestingggggg

i wonder how much kristen would be into a god who doesn’t really give a shit what you do.... i can see it going either way tbh since she grew up being so comforted by the idea of a god that supposedly gave Many Shits about you and she might miss that ??? but on the other hand she might be into being able to have that freedom of just kinda doing whatever without the worry of what your god thinks ????

[neverpetal]

Imagine Beverly when he first was invited to Gorguk's house. He was shovked when he meet the Thistlesprings and later Riz asks why he keept his hand on his sword for most of the time there and he has to explain his storg with gnomes and why he has a hard time trusting them

the idea of someone not trusting wilma and digby is ......... UNFATHOMABLE and yet it’s so fitting for the band of boobs to be extremely suspicious of them bc hating gnomes is kinda part of their brand at this point mcncjfnkfbxn

[neverpetal]

The idea of Fig taking Bev on tour with her is hilarious. Like, Ayda probably is very busy and can't just drop everything to go on the road with her gf, but Bev can, and he's probably happy to do so (especially if he can bring Erlin along)

bev and erlin going on tour with fig is so cute like imagine them exploring a new city every day together.... going out partying with fig after the shows....... shARING A BUNK ON THE TOUR BUS............