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ahlees replied to your post: While I’m on the subject of malware and security...

also pour a monster energy ™ on the keyboard once a month to keep the ram working @ a high speed

sprinkle doritos on the motherboard to keep the hardware growing big and strong, flamin hot is recommended but any will do

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@ahlees replied to your post “No offense but you've never shown us proof of your professional...”

are we supposed to keep it on a little business card in our wallets or something. i'm imagining the scene in american psycho where they compare cards except instead of cardstock and embossing they're comparing diagnoses and trauma

I’M SCREAMING 

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ahlees replied to your post: I really wanna be back in London right now...

why does it cost u less to get to london from scotland than it does for me to get there from devon? bullshittery. b u l l s h i t t e r y

alice it cost me £200 i told you this was Reckless... i mean work covered my expenses but it was still £100 to bring Acton with me lol, this was a very spur of the moment decision

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arashi-of-ota replied to your post: ahlees replied to your post: man i have so many...

i like the idea of you actually keeping bizarre receipts on people. gathering potential evidence that theyre a cryptid over months or years. headcanon that you just have an excel spreadsheet filled with things like “spy??” “probably a chupacabra” “WHAT IS THEIR SECRET”

my folders all have file names like “mutuals i suspect of being vampires” “alien mutuals” “posts i suspect to have been made by mothman” etc

ahlees replied to your post: ahlees replied to your post: man i have so many...

i'm putting that in my bio omg

on the one hand i’m flattered but on the other that is a clear Admission of Guilt

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ahlees replied to your post: man i have so many receipts scattered about i...

do u have any on me bc i will trade them for cat pics

so far ur clean... the only thing i have on you is a note that reads “suspicious this blog is actually run by a small cat hitting keys and just getting lucky” so if that sounds familiar be careful

karlacton replied to your post: man i have so many receipts scattered about i...

pull receipts on julian assange and his personal drama

don’t tempt me buddy he knows what he did

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ahlees replied to your post: ahlees replied to your post: what’s your astrology...

that’s so strange! i met one of my best friends at a rly niche job we both applied for and after instantly bonding we discovered we were born on the exact same morning, both in bedfordshire! also we’re both blondes and behave v similarly. weird shit

holy shit that’s so cool!! honestly that would have me referring to them as my twin for the rest of eternity lmao 

i’m the same star sign as my mum and in a vast majority of my serious relationships my partner has been the same star sign as my dad which was always pretty funny. my longest term girlfriend (who i’m still on good terms with) even had the exact same middle name as my mum, which was unusual because while it would have been a pretty normal name to give a child in the 70s, my girlfriend was born in the 90s and the name was not popular at all then, and could probably classify as rare lmao. 

karlacton replied to your post: ahlees replied to your post: what’s your astrology...

Most of my friends are Aquarians or Geminis… neither of which really surprises me tbh

our star signs are either like, matches made in heaven or in hell lmao. apparently when our star signs get together we’re meant to be impossible to stop so like, go us (ง'̀-'́)ง

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ahlees replied to your post: what's your astrology sign? please don't turn this...

for some reason my friends are all either aquarius or born on the same day as me and i can’t figure out why

all my closest friends have either been aries (naturally), libra (also makes sense) and taurus (god knows how they put up with me)

in my first year of high school me and two other kids in my class were all born on the exact same day. a year later the girl moved and me and my family moved into her old house. i got her room. it was weird.

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@ahlees replies mean I overthrow the government and establish communism so nice