Your high school principle may be great, but...
Have they ever ran over a student with a scooter at 20 mph then take him to whataburger?
Or dress up as an elf on the shelf every year around Christmas?
Or leave his son's wedding early just to make it to another sports game?
Or hand write notes to over 90 students involved in the school's musical?
Or allow theme dressed fridays?
Or rack up the points from each class from themed dress days and other fun school spirit activities for a friendly school spirit competition between the classes with the prize being a free day?
Or end up letting all the classes have a free day?
Or take students dressed in said themes to lunch?
Or massively support every single organization and club in the school no matter how big or small?
Or have so much school spirit that he only cares about senior pranks if it gets dangerous?
Or do countless other things?
Nah, didn't think so.







