#ahoyitsted

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Though the spooky days are gone, they'll be remembered forever long 🎃

[ahoyitsted]

[ahoyitsted]

Hello groovy dudes

Long time no see, huh? Anyways I'm back from the store again tho the milk was overpriced and I have one cigarette left so I'll make it quick. Come watch me make ugly faces at bad drinks on youtube 😘

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[ahoyitsted]

Hey you.

Do you like free mediocre internet content?

Well then do I have just the thing for you! Here’s a video of me taping my hands together and going to school. Why did I do that you ask? you’ll have to watch the video and find out.

[ahoyitsted]

Hey, you there! Do you like mediocre content? Are you tired of aimlessly scrolling through pictures? Well do I have the answer for you. Why not check out my YouTube channel? It only requires your free time and attention span and you might even enjoy your stay (results may vary). So how about it? Come waste your time on some free internet content today! (Link's for my channel and newest video are in the bio :3). #youtube #shamelessplug #videos #funny #somebodyloveme #ahoyitsted

[ahoyitsted]

Hey you

That’s right, I’m talking to you. Have you ever thought to yourself: “Man, If only I could waste small intervals of my life away doing something pointless.” Well now you can! Hi. Ted here with a special internet offer. Now introducing the Ahoyit’sTed Youtube channel. It gets rid of most stains and and helps your children go through college. What more could you possibly want? But wait there’s more! You get a second one for almost three dollars less than the original price if you order within the first .2 seconds of reading this. That’s right! for just four easy payments of $99.99 (Plus an additional $14.99 for shipping and handling), this amazing offer and more could be yours. 

(None of that was relevant but click here to checkout my channel :3)

Stay cool

-Ted