#ahshshhs

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

Rude Goon: "Why your fine ass with him? Creepy tall white ass boyfriend."

Jonathan: "That's white ass husband."

[cupcraft]

Wait no this makes sense. Okay okay calm down. The uh o!Phil is canonically a Phoenix so that means his sons are too. O!Wilbur could come back to life, maybe??. O!Tommy is o!Phil's son. Oh oh they are a family for real! For real!! I AM INSANE RIGHT NOW.

[scintillasofbeomgyu]

anti-romantic & eternally!

anti-romantic: the txt member who’s your type?

beomgyu 🧎🏻‍♀️. wait wait, hear me out !! i swear this isn't just because he's my bias 😭 whenever this kind of conversation comes up with my friends, or something similar to it, i say the same thing everytime. i never really thought i had a type before and that's mainly because the "types" people around me were interested in i was never interested in; also i felt like i perhaps had one too many types, or they just didn't make types like the kind i was interested in? but then i got into txt and beomgyu is literally the living, breathing, walking composition of all my types in one being 🧍🏻‍♀️beomgyu is not only witty, funny, silly, competitive and playful, but he's also kind, caring, gentle, passionate, considerate, etc etc etc. i love the way he loves his family, i admire the way he's always reflecting on himself (even if he is a bit harsh on himself somtimes), i adore how he loves animals, i cry over the way he silently observes the people around him and takes care of them, i'm constantly in awe of how he thinks and the way he expresses himself— i could literally go on forever 🧎🏻‍♀️also the most attractive physical features of a person to me are their smiles and their eyes and beomgyu 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ but erh yeah i think this pretty much does enough aisha you simping hag you've gone overboard AGAIN

eternally: favorite sub-unit?

um, i'm not too sure how to answer this question, but i'm gonna say tyunning 🥺 i love choi line, but tyunning r my babiesz 🥺💖

send me a txt song ask !!

[bbaekeri]

dude said "I used to be addicted to coke & pain meds" I said 😍🥰❤️

[dilperisanimmmm]

Mattan konuyu bilse insan, çat pat çat pat soruyu çözsen.. çok güzel insana zevk veriyor düşünse kalem oynatıyorsun

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[lexa-griffins]

Guess what 😊 Here's some more stuff for you. Enjoy 😙

Clarke loves watching Lexa get ready for date night. Clarke is just charmed by her roommate's cute routine. Lexa doesn't notice Clarke from the mirror as she applies her makeup. She hasn't put on her dress yet but is wearing a brand new lacey lingerie set. She's humming a song, tapping her feet, and shaking her hips to the rhythm

Clarke giggles at Lexa's cute butt moving to the beat. Hearing her giggle, Lexa smiles from the mirror before putting on the final touches to her mascara

"Why are you wearing lace tonight?" Clarke asks mesmerized by her thong

"I have a good feeling that I'm gonna get lucky tonight! I wanna wear something special underneath my dress for my date." Lexa beams back

"Tell me about your date" Clarke grins widely

"Well, she's a blonde bombshell who's way out of my league. Plus, she has a great rack! Not to mention, she has something extra that I just love." Lexa holds Clarke's gaze in the mirror with her smolder as she utters the last compliment. Clarke blushes when Lexa's stare drops down to her pants buckle

"Well, your date sounds like a lucky gal. I'm jealous she gets to take you back home, peel off your dress, and see your surprise." Clarke confesses

"Well, maybe I can do something special for you? You're already home with me. I don't have my dress on yet. My date doesn't have to know what happens before." Lexa purs as she turns around and strolls up to Clarke

"Why don't you try and see if some of my luck rubs off on you? Maybe you'll get lucky too? " Lexa cheekily suggests as she grabs Clarke's hands to place them around the lace wrapped around her hips

Clarke reaches down, grabs a handful of Lexa's cheeks, and squeezes firmly. She also feels her blood rushing down south between her legs, waking her up. She urgently tugs Lexa closer till they're flush

"Can you feel me? It must be working. How about we take this to your bed so I can rub some more luck off you?" Clarke jerks her hips forward and starts a languid grind against Lexa's barely clothed core

"Clarke! Wait! What about my date?" Lexa yelps as she's pushed out of the bathroom back towards her bed

"Don't worry babe. I called the restaurant and pushed back our reservation for another hour. Besides I wanna have my appetizer here first. I'm thinking about pound cakes to start"

They are so fucking gay and so fucking dorky MY GOD!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹 horny babies 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[iwaizoomiess]

Hear me out. Charlie's angels but make it seijoh. OIKAWA's ANGELS with Iwa, Mattsun and Makki as the three angels.