MY ULTIMATE GUIDE TO WRITING SMUT ! because some of you be using ai slop for fanfic apparently…
i. PUT SOME MUSIC ON ˶ˊᜊˋ˶
im talking like type ‘freaky playlist’ and listen to it over and over. it’ll get you in the mood nd trust it’ll go smoother.
ii. PLEASE KEEP TRACK OF YOUR LIMBS (╥﹏╥)
visualize your characters, sketch it out yourself or just act it out in your bedroom… Everything doesn’t have to be perfect, make it a bit akward sometimes make it natural, clumsy and messy.
iii. OK NOW THE REAL SHIT.
trust me when I say, micro movements and weight shifts are sooo important. details guys, details. Let me explain myself w exemples :
The way one person’s hip dips slightly lower on one side when they start thrusting harder, forcing the other to constantly adjust their own angle to keep the pressure where it feels best.
The roll of a shoulder blade under the other’s palm every time they push in deep.
The way someone’s knee keeps slipping outward on the sheets, forcing them to dig their toes in and pull it back under themselves mid-stroke.
The tiny lift of the hips that happens right before an orgasm, like the body is trying to get closer even when there’s nowhere left to go.
The soft, involuntary “uhn” that slips out every time the angle hits just right~~
The way someone’s breath hitches and then stutters into a laugh when a particularly deep thrust knocks the air out of them.
The habit of biting the inside of their own cheek to stay quiet, only for the other person to notice the tension in their jaw and deliberately make it harder.
The way one person keeps trying to talk dirty but the words keep getting broken by sharp inhales every time the other moves.
The habit of one partner pressing their forehead hard against the other’s collarbone, like they’re trying to hide their face
The repeated squeeze of inner thighs around the other’s hips, not gripping hard, just a flutter.
The small, frustrated sound when a pillow slides out of place and they have to stop to shove it back under their hips.
The way one partner’s hair keeps falling into the other’s mouth, so they keep brushing it back only for it to fall again.
The slightly breathless negotiation of “a little higher—no, left—there” that turns into pure need once they find the spot.
iv. SENSORY MICRO DETAILS
lemme explain myself
The exact drag of damp skin when one person lifts their hips just enough that the other has to chase them.
The way sweat makes the sheets stick to the backs of their thighs so every movement makes a soft peeling sound.
v. DIALOGUE (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) i swear the dialogue makes it better. Avoid overused lines tho, unless you deliberately subvert them.
“There. That’s the spot.”
“You tighten every time I do that.”
“Breathe. Then tell me how good it feels baby” ughh
“Breathe. Just like that. Again.”
“There?”
“You like when I do that.”
“Stay still for me.”
vi. SENSATIONS expand on these nd describe stuff.
Temperature (hot skin, cool air, sweat)
Texture (slick, rough, soft, tight)
Pressure and stretch
Sound (breath, wet sounds, voice)
Smell and taste when relevant
Internal sensation (fullness, ache, pulse)
vii. STUFF TO AVOID
Mechanical checklist writing (“He touched her breasts, then her stomach, then lower… blah blah blah)
Purple prose overload (too many metaphors, flowers, oceans, fireworks).
Ignoring the rest of the body (only focusing on genitals)
No emotional stakes (sex that could be between any two bodies)
Sudden orgasm with no build !!! Avoid at all costs (they get in bed, undress and then two minutes after they come) MAKE IT LAST BEHBEH
Treating bodies like identical machines (different bodies react differently)
i. highschool AU : cafeteria, lunchroom, principal, vice principal, guidance counselor, dean, homeroom teacher, teacher, substitute teacher, coach, school nurse, librarian, custodian, security guard, hall monitor, hallway, classroom, locker, locker room, gym, auditorium, library, science lab, computer lab, art room, music room, front office, nurse’s office, principal’s office, counselors’ office, parking lot, football field, track, bleachers, courtyard, stairwell, backpack, binder, notebook, folder, pencil case, textbook, workbook, highlighter, index cards, chromebook /laptop, calculator, whiteboard, dry-erase marker, math, english, history, biology, chemistry, physics, physical ed, art, music, drama, computer science, psychology, sociology, economics, government, class period, first period, homeroom, lunch period, free period, study hall, passing period, bell, timetable, semester, school year, attendance, roll call, absent, tardy, excused absence, unexcused absence, hall pass, detention, suspension, expulsion, report card, Gpa, quiz, test, exam, midterms, finals, homework, assignment, extra credit, group project, presentation, pop quiz, varsity, junior varsity, tryouts, practice, cheer captain, team captain, pep rally, homecoming, prom, raise your hand, turn in assignments, hand out papers, take attendance, skip classes, cut class, fail a test, pass a class, flunk, cheat, study, cram(study at the last minute), graduate, drop a class, transfer schools, get called to the office, get sent to the principal.
iii. korean AU : hanbok, chaebol, sunbae, hoobae, dongsaeng, hyung, oppa, noona, unnie, maknae, hyung line, maknae line, aegyo, noraebang, pc bang, jjimjilbang, convenience store, kimbap, tteokbokki, ramyeon, soju, makgeolli, bingsu, hotteok, odeng, gimbap, han river, subway, crosswalk, rooftop, officetel, villa, apartment complex, school uniform, cram school, hagwon, homeroom, student council, class president, trainee, idol, entertainment company, comeback, debut, fan sign, lightstick, sasaeng, dispatch, variety show, music show, stylist, manager, dorm, company building, chaebol heir, prosecutor, detective, hospital, police station, shrine, temple, palace, cherry blossoms, rainy season, first snow, lunar new year, chuseok, bow, honorifics, kimchi, side dishes, family registry, resident registration card, calligraphy, taekwondo, jjajangmyeon, jjigae, bibimbap, street market, night market.
iv. college AU : lecture hall, classroom, seminar room, auditorium, laboratory, computer lab, library, study room, dorm, dorm room, suite, roommate, resident assistant, common room, laundry room, dining hall, cafeteria, student union, campus bookstore, coffee shop, quad, courtyard, parking lot, bicycle rack, gym, recreation center, stadium, fraternity house, sorority house, admissions office, registrar, financial aid office, dean’s office, academic advisor, professor, lecturer, teaching assistant, department chair, dean, academic advisor, tutor, librarian, resident assistant, classmate, roommate, lab partner, project partner, study group, freshman, sophomore, junior, senior, graduate student, exchange student, international student, major, minor, elective, prerequisite, core class, syllabus, curriculum, credit hours, semester, quarter, timetable, lecture, seminar, workshop, lab, office hours, attendance, roll call, assignment, essay, research paper, dissertation, thesis, quiz, exam, midterms, finals, presentation, oral exam, group project, case study, citation, bibliography, plagiarism, deadline, extension, grade, transcript, gpa, scholarship, tuition, student loan, internship, campus job, graduation, commencement, cap and gown, diploma, backpack, laptop, charger, notebook, binder, highlighter, textbook, workbook, student id, key card, locker, planner, headphones, water bottle, bulletin board, printer, copier, vending machine, microwave, coffee machine, office chair, desk lamp, whiteboard, corkboard, sticky notes, email, office hours, schedule, enrollment, registration, orientation, add/drop period, waitlist, campus map, student organization, club fair, debate club, volunteer work, career fair, networking event, internship fair, football game, homecoming, spring break, finals week, all-nighter, cram session, pull an all-nighter, skip class, oversleep, ace a test, fail a quiz, turn in an assignment, submit online, borrow notes, take attendance, cram for an exam, meet at the library, grab coffee, study together, move into the dorm, switch majors, apply for graduation, walk across campus, catch the shuttle, miss the bus.
v. hospital AU : emergency room, er, trauma bay, operating room, operating theater, intensive care unit, icu, neonatal intensive care unit, nicu, pediatric ward, psychiatric ward, oncology ward, cardiology, neurology, radiology, pathology, maternity ward, delivery room, recovery room, waiting room, nurses’ station, examination room, consultation room, hospital room, isolation room, ambulance bay, helipad, pharmacy, laboratory, blood bank, morgue, autopsy room, reception, admissions desk, discharge desk, doctor, physician, surgeon, resident, attending physician, intern, nurse, charge nurse, nurse practitioner, anesthesiologist, radiologist, cardiologist, neurologist, psychiatrist, psychologist, pediatrician, paramedic, emt, pharmacist, technician, orderly, receptionist, patient, outpatient, inpatient, family member, visitor, diagnosis, prognosis, prescription, medication, dosage, treatment plan, surgery, operation, emergency, trauma, cardiac arrest, code blue, code red, vital signs, blood pressure, pulse, oxygen saturation, heartbeat monitor, ecg, ekg, x-ray, ct scan, mri, ultrasound, blood test, biopsy, iv drip, syringe, scalpel, forceps, bandage, stitches, cast, wheelchair, stretcher, crutches, ventilator, oxygen mask, defibrillator, clipboard, patient chart, medical records, pager, scrubs, lab coat, surgical mask, gloves, shift change, night shift, rounds, on call, admit, discharge, stabilize, intubate, resuscitate, operate, diagnose, monitor, recover, “clear!”, “we’re losing them.”, “call a code blue.”, “prepare the operating room.”, “the patient’s stable.”, “he’s in surgery.”, “she’s out of recovery.”, “family can visit now.”, “doctor to the er.”, “start an iv.”, “check their vitals.”, “page the attending.”, “i need the patient’s chart.”, “what’s the diagnosis?”, “time of death.”
vi. mafia AU : mafia family, crime family, syndicate, organization, boss, don, underboss, consigliere, capo, lieutenant, enforcer, hitman, assassin, bodyguard, chauffeur, informant, mole, traitor, rival family, ally, heir, successor, territory, headquarters, safehouse, warehouse, dockyard, port, casino, nightclub, strip club, underground club, mansion, penthouse, private office, interrogation room, armory, vault, hideout, back alley, abandoned warehouse, deal, shipment, smuggling, trafficking, extortion, blackmail, bribery, money laundering, protection money, debt, ransom, contract, bounty, betrayal, loyalty, oath, code of silence, initiation, business meeting, negotiation, truce, ambush, assassination, execution, kidnapping, hostage, escape route, surveillance, wiretap, disguise, forged passport, fake identity, burner phone, cash, briefcase, ledger, evidence, fingerprints, bloodstain, getaway car, convoy, checkpoint, lookout, security detail, sniper, ammunition, silencer, handgun, revolver, shotgun, rifle, knife, switchblade, brass knuckles, gunshot wound, scar, interrogation, confession, witness, prosecutor, detective, police raid, corruption, prison, prison sentence, bail, revenge, power struggle, succession, family business, underground network, loyalty above all, “take care of it.”, “leave no witnesses.”, “this stays between us.”, “you’re either with us or against us.”, “we have a deal.”, “don’t make me repeat myself.”, “watch your back.”, “the boss wants to see you.”, “it’s just business.”, “you owe me.”, “settle the debt.”, “clean up the mess.”, “no loose ends.”
vii. apocalypse AU : outbreak, apocalypse, infected, zombie, mutation, virus, pathogen, contamination, quarantine, quarantine zone, evacuation, survivor, survivor camp, settlement, safe zone, safehouse, shelter, bunker, underground bunker, watchtower, barricade, checkpoint, ruins, abandoned city, abandoned town, deserted highway, collapsed bridge, overgrown buildings, wasteland, forest, mountains, river, tunnel, subway station, military base, refugee camp, convoy, patrol, scout, scavenger, medic, leader, lone survivor, refugee, raider, bandit, cannibal, militia, infected horde, walker, biter, runner, crawler, alpha, supplies, rations, canned food, bottled water, first aid kit, antibiotics, flashlight, batteries, radio, walkie-talkie, map, compass, backpack, sleeping bag, gas mask, hazmat suit, generator, fuel, firewood, rope, crowbar, lockpick, duct tape, toolbox, vehicle, pickup truck, motorcycle, escape route, lookout, campfire, hunting, fishing, scavenging, looting, crafting, repairing, fortifying, hiding, sneaking, tracking, infection, bite mark, fever, dehydration, starvation, exhaustion, injury, amputation, blood trail, gunfire, explosion, siren, distress signal, rescue helicopter, extraction point, supply drop, airstrike, curfew, last stand, sacrifice, hope, “they’re coming.”, “stay quiet.”, “don’t get bitten.”, “keep moving.”, “we’re running out of supplies.”, “leave no trace.”, “check the perimeter.”, “i’ll keep watch.”, “head to the safehouse.”, “we can’t save everyone.”, “trust no one.”, “we move at dawn.”, “close the gate.”, “lights out.”, “run.”
viii. royalty AU : kingdom, empire, realm, palace, castle, royal court, throne room, ballroom, royal chamber, council room, banquet hall, courtyard, garden, tower, dungeon, royal library, chapel, estate, manor, countryside, capital city, village, kingdom border, battlefield, royal family, monarch, king, queen, prince, princess, crown prince, crown princess, heir, successor, noble, lord, lady, duke, duchess, count, countess, baron, baroness, knight, royal guard, commander, advisor, chancellor, ambassador, servant, maid, butler, courtier, aristocrat, commoner, peasant, merchant, blacksmith, royal physician, court magician, kingdom alliance, rival kingdom, enemy nation, succession, inheritance, coronation, ceremony, royal decree, treaty, marriage alliance, arranged marriage, engagement, betrothal, diplomacy, negotiation, rebellion, uprising, assassination attempt, royal scandal, political intrigue, betrayal, loyalty, honor, oath, legacy, bloodline, dynasty, ancestry, lineage, throne, crown, scepter, royal seal, crest, coat of arms, family emblem, sword, dagger, armor, shield, carriage, horseback riding, stable, royal horses, hunting party, fencing, duel, banquet, feast, ball, masquerade, court dance, ballroom etiquette, royal etiquette, curtsy, bow, ceremony, proclamation, coronation robes, velvet cloak, silk gown, jewelry, tiara, necklace, royal portrait, ancient scroll, prophecy, forbidden magic, sacred artifact, “your highness.”, “your majesty.”, “as you command.”, “the kingdom awaits your decision.”, “you were born to rule.”, “the crown comes with a price.”, “a royal cannot show weakness.”, “the throne belongs to the strongest.”, “we must protect the bloodline.”, “the court is watching.”, “choose your allies carefully.”, “war is coming.”, “the people need a ruler.”, “i swear my loyalty to you.”, “long live the king.”, “long live the queen.”
