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Deon: I like your pants.

Aidan: thanks, it was 50% off

Deon: I'd like it 100% off.

Aidan: the store just can't give out free stuff.

Deon: that's not what I me-

Aidan: that's a terrible way to run a business.

Deon, to Aidan: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Kieran, to Milo: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep. Asshole.

Aidan: why is everyone obsessing over who's a top and who's a bottom. I'd be happy just to own a bunk bed.

Autumn:

Miles: I'm going to tell him.

Deon: don't you dare.

Deon: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around Aidan Grey. Shocked & upset.

Aidan: We’re going mattress shopping.

Deon: You know, once we get it, we’ll have to break in it

Aidan: Oh, I hear what you’re saying. Mattress trampoline.

Deon: …

Aidan: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

Aidan: [smiles and winks]

Literally everyone: take me, use me and just throw me away when you’re done.

Deon:

Deon: STAY AWAY FROM HIM DEMONS

Deon: Which country has the most birds?

Deon: Portu-GEESE.

Deon: Wait.

Miles: That's a language.

Milo: Portu-GULL.

Deon: Nice recovery!

Andrew: Don't you mean, nice re-DOVE-ry?

Aidan: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

Travis: i can’t believe you and Aidan broke the bed last night.

Andrew: you two must get so wild.

Deon: haha yeah...

*the night before*

Aidan: i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Deon: wanna fucking bET?

#aidan grey