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Malia: So, do you have a special someone in your life?

Miles: Yes, me. I'm awesome. I think I'm the one.

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Olivia: How can you not care?

Astrid: Like this...*shrugs*

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Autumn: *Hiding under the bed*

Andrew: What are you doing???

Autumn: Hiding from depression-

Andrew: ... Okay then... how is that going?

Autumn: Not very well

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Milo: Punch me in the face.

Astrid: Punch you?

Milo: Yes, punch me in the face, didn't you hear me?

Astrid: I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually in subtext.

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Andrew: Oh God, I fucked up again!

Travis, narrating: He says, with such surprise in his voice.

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Eleonora: I think you have PTSD.

Milo: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking dick.

Eleonora: What?

Milo: What?

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Deon: I like your pants.

Aidan: thanks, it was 50% off

Deon: I'd like it 100% off.

Aidan: the store just can't give out free stuff.

Deon: that's not what I me-

Aidan: that's a terrible way to run a business.

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Deon: guys do you dare me to take off me shirt?

Andrew: no we’re in the middle of a scene

Deon: i guess i have to since it’s a dare-

Travis: no one dared you-

Deon, shirtless: i can’t believe you guys made me do that

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Kidnapper: we have your son

Kieran: I don't have a son.

Kidnapper: it says daddy here on the contacts

Kieran: oh my god they have Milo

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Deon, to Aidan: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Kieran, to Milo: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep. Asshole.

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Olivia: Can you do the thing?

Kevin: what thing?

Olivia: you know, the thing that makes me happy.

Kevin: oh. [Smiles]

Olivia, amazed: [softly] Thanks.

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Aidan: why is everyone obsessing over who's a top and who's a bottom. I'd be happy just to own a bunk bed.

Autumn:

Miles: I'm going to tell him.

Deon: don't you dare.

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Andrew: So how's the most wonderful man in the world doing?

Travis: [not looking up from his book] I don't know, how are you?

Andrew: [voice cracks] I'm fine.

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Deon: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around Aidan Grey. Shocked & upset.

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Damian: if I died, how much would you miss me?

Autumn: it’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship

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Milo: are you even listening

Kieran: yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid at once

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Astrid: what are you, five

Milo: yeah, five heads taller than you

Astrid:

Astrid:

Milo: *immediately regrets it* i’m sorry please don’t kill me

Milo, falling on his knees: see? You look taller.