Malia: So, do you have a special someone in your life?
Miles: Yes, me. I'm awesome. I think I'm the one.
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Malia: So, do you have a special someone in your life?
Miles: Yes, me. I'm awesome. I think I'm the one.
Olivia: How can you not care?
Astrid: Like this...*shrugs*
Autumn: *Hiding under the bed*
Andrew: What are you doing???
Autumn: Hiding from depression-
Andrew: ... Okay then... how is that going?
Autumn: Not very well
Milo: Punch me in the face.
Astrid: Punch you?
Milo: Yes, punch me in the face, didn't you hear me?
Astrid: I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually in subtext.
Andrew: Oh God, I fucked up again!
Travis, narrating: He says, with such surprise in his voice.
Eleonora: I think you have PTSD.
Milo: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking dick.
Eleonora: What?
Milo: What?
Deon: I like your pants.
Aidan: thanks, it was 50% off
Deon: I'd like it 100% off.
Aidan: the store just can't give out free stuff.
Deon: that's not what I me-
Aidan: that's a terrible way to run a business.
Deon: guys do you dare me to take off me shirt?
Andrew: no we’re in the middle of a scene
Deon: i guess i have to since it’s a dare-
Travis: no one dared you-
Deon, shirtless: i can’t believe you guys made me do that
Kidnapper: we have your son
Kieran: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: it says daddy here on the contacts
Kieran: oh my god they have Milo
Deon, to Aidan: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.
Kieran, to Milo: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep. Asshole.
Olivia: Can you do the thing?
Kevin: what thing?
Olivia: you know, the thing that makes me happy.
Kevin: oh. [Smiles]
Olivia, amazed: [softly] Thanks.
Aidan: why is everyone obsessing over who's a top and who's a bottom. I'd be happy just to own a bunk bed.
Autumn:
Miles: I'm going to tell him.
Deon: don't you dare.
Andrew: So how's the most wonderful man in the world doing?
Travis: [not looking up from his book] I don't know, how are you?
Andrew: [voice cracks] I'm fine.
Deon: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around Aidan Grey. Shocked & upset.
Damian: if I died, how much would you miss me?
Autumn: it’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship
Milo: are you even listening
Kieran: yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid at once
Astrid: what are you, five
Milo: yeah, five heads taller than you
Astrid:
Astrid:
Milo: *immediately regrets it* i’m sorry please don’t kill me
Milo, falling on his knees: see? You look taller.