#aiden texts

[twoskullbois]

Sender: Aiden

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Text: So sending this out to everyone but if u see 2 voodoo dolls in the freezer leave them there. Their ttly not mine but obvious someone put a lot of work into them.

[twoskullbois]

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1. A funny text

Aiden

Contact: Popplio Protection Squad Leader

[Text] Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

[twoskullbois]

[Text ] six dollars I have a slushie bitch do you wanna share

Contact: Sexy Rae-Rae

[Text] Fuck babe where have u been all my life? A slushie? Shit sounds good, unless you have some secret code for ‘slushie sharing’ if u get my meanin

[twoskullbois]

Aiden

[Text] So we’ve reached the port, apparently we’re docked in Castelia city. Holy shit is this a big fucking city. It’s so crowded here and the people are so oblivious it’s like a pick pocketing dream. Meanwhile Benji’s being a fucking nerd and gushing over some of the Pokemon people are carrying around with them. It is kinda cute though.

Well time to get down to business. We got a month to get shit done and then we’re coming home. 

[twoskullbois]

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Aiden: A text for help

[Text] Yo I may need help I think I drank bleach or somethin

Benji: A funny text

[Text] If u were one of the people who ate the brownies on the counter I only have 1 thing to say, those had pot in them

[twoskullbois]

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Aiden: A drunk text

[Text] I am drunk please bring Malasada and sex

[Text] Never mind I found pizza in the couch just bring sex

Benji: A confession text

[text] I think I’m in love with my best friend and I hate myself for it

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Text || A funny text

Aiden:

[text] I have a present for u. Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked