Me to my roommate some days ago: "You understand, then, that I must write this fic before the ccs make me insane. Those three must kiss, if not by their hand, then by mine!"
Me at chapter 3 and they still haven't kissed (they have known each other for at least 3 months if not half an year. I don't know anymore): "WHY CAN'T I MAKE THEM KISS"
Commenter: "Fit and Pac are crushing hard on him, but Tubbo is just chilling"
Me: "...fuck, he doesn't understand god's courtship conventions. Oh no. What did I do what did I do what did I do what did I do











