#aimee feeny

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If the whole school could participate to Prom king and Queen, who do you think could win?

There’s nothing Aimee won’t do to get her crown, she would most definitely scratch out every girl’s eyes. 

Who else is better to stand by her side if not Colin? They already are getting along very deeply. 

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Aimee, Kat and Ashton having a drunken night out?

You bet your ass they do. Keep me posted, my little minions and no worries, I’ll have my eyes on them as well. 

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Who do you think are gonna do it?

If you refer to sex, then say it out loud. It’s not 4th grade anymore, people. Do I really need to give you the talk? 

Person who’s getting the most action is obviously Alaska, with that girl the question is - who she won’t do? 

Aimee and Kat will probably just do each other though Aimee looks like that kind of person who’s not opposed to random hook-ups. Be careful, Feeny. Whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with.

Kat seems to be getting it on with her right hand, her head filled with Axl and the way his lips felt on hers. Secretly, I’m rooting for them. Maybe she’ll be less creepy as the official girlfriend. 

Kyle won’t get any if he keeps boring everyone with his mommy issues. Ashton and Warren on the other side have high chances of getting laid - just look at them. 11/10.

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Hello losers, Gossip Girl here.

I hope none of you had died during the winter break. That would be a shame, wouldn’t it be?

I know you’ve been dying to hear from me - and here I am. Gossip Girl deserves a few days of break as well. But don’t worry, even though I was away, I still have kept my eye on all of you. Thanks to my loyal minions, I’ve always been up-to-date with the latest gossips and scandals of Barton High students, so if you think you got away with hooking up with your BFF’s mother or a secret abortion in Norway, you couldn’t have been more wrong. 

Without further ado, let’s move on to what you’ve all been looking forward to- the scoop of everything you bitches did during the winter break. Or who you did. 

Alaska’s father is opening his little restaurant in Chinatown. Isn’t that the most obvious venue? But apparently the food is going to be nice - if you like eating dogs, of course. My minion has noticed that when daddy’s girl wasn’t busy being a no-life, doing Aimee and scaring off serving customers, she spent very much time helping out around the restaurant. Almost too much time. My source reports that the new waitress at The Dragonfly is hot as fire. Dear Ally, can’t you just stick to sticking your fingers into one person? I am sure Aimee would appreciate that. Not mentioning a lesser risk of spreading STDs around. 

Speaking of Aimee, what has The Queen been doing during her break? Rumour has it, after finding out Young has been banging the hot waitress, she had two choices - join for a threesome and revenge. Let’s just say, that the closet at the back of The Dragonfly is bigger on the inside. 

An award for the lamest way of spending your winter break goes to ...Ashton Smith! There is basically nothing worth my time and attention about this guy. Seriously, with face like that, he could achieve a lot. 

I’ve heard there are dark clouds above Axl James’s relationship. Was your boy toy with the most pretentious name I have ever heard sick and tired of seeing your giant mole face on a daily basis? Shame there is no queue to comfort you after your break-up. Sad face. Except for one person. 

Miss Copeland. I have not found any info about her plans which did not include Axl in any way - whether he knew about it or no. 8 am, lurking into his bedroom window, thinking of ways she could take care of his morning wood? Check. 10 am, ‘accidental’ call every five minutes? Check. 1 pm, wishing she could chew Axl’s lunch and feed him like mama bird? Check. You get the point. Stalking people is illegal, Kat. You’re not even his girlfriend and you’re already turning into the Overly Attached Girlfriend. Get a life.

Last but not least, Kyle Carson’s mommy issues. “They all hate me because I’m gay!” he yells. I’d say they all hate you because you’re as annoying as hot. Besides, mommy issues are so last season, people, stop wasting my goddamn time on this guy’s problems with his mama. Yawn. 

So that’s it for today, there are still much more secrets to spill, if I do it right away, you all will become spoiled brats. And some of them already are ones. 

I’m looking forward to seeing all your ugly faces in the Barton High corridors. And remember - I’m always listening and I always know what is going on, so don’t try to keep secrets from me, it will not end well. You don’t want to have a bad blood with me. 

As always, send me gossips, photos and videos. You know the address.

xoxo, gossip girl.

PS. Rumour has it Barton is getting a new student this semester. It’s always refreshing to see new faces around here.

(OOC DISCLAIMER: I’m new to this whole gossip blog thingies but what I want y’all to know, is that whatever gets posted on this blog is NOT my personal opinion about you and your characters. It’s all here for the drama in character, not OOC. Have fun everyone and don’t forget to send me some rumours! :) ) 

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A not so anon message: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE AIMEE?! BE VERY EXPLICIT AND DETAILED IN YOUR ANSWER

By Aimee do you mean Aimee Osbourne? I mean, she’s kind of less in the spotlight than the rest of her famous family, but she’s definitely pretty. I don’t think I love her per se, but I don’t hate her. She’s pretty, just not exactly my type. HAH! TAKE THAT, FEENY!