AIRA AIRA AIRA airadimaano aira... do u guys remember her? yea, she's awesome and tagged me on this so here we gooo
1. why did you choose your url?
at this point in my life i don't even know anymore i've had so many urls
but louis
epoustouflant
louis is epoustouflant
epoustouflantlouis is a thing that's real
first things first my url is the realest
did that make sense?
alright, just wanted to scream in ur faces that louis owns me, and what's better than a louis url
2. what is your middle name?
is it 2 weird that i don't like to give more than my nickname on tumblr dot com....oops
3. if you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?
a fairy! or a pygmy puff
4. favourite colour?
red i guess, don't have that much red in my daily life tho which makes me feel blue
5. favourite song?
when i was younger i used to say that i wanted turn it off by paramore tattooed on my entire body, it's not exactly my favourite song but it's ME ME ME so idk
6. what are your top three fandoms?
i spend a lot of time with the 1d fandom/???? and then the maine, paramore and hp, i can't leave one of them outside this list
7. why do you enjoy tumblr?
i don't even know i've had blogs on this fucking website for the past five years i don't know why i enjoy it it's just a part of me or whatever it's actually an awful website
8. tag as many as you want of your tumblr crushes and get them to do the 8 questions too! HAVE FUN
i'm tagging adi coz norsethor owns it all and larryappreciation, think that's all for today! lmao
adi!!!!!!!!!!!! capniall adi tagged me on this and I’m pretty sure it didn’t work very well with my otp choices but ANYWAYS look:
u r supposed to:
CHOOSE FIVE OTPS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE QUESTIONS IN THE READ MORE FIRST, THEN TAG FIVE PEOPLE (if you want)
~~ * ngl to yall 13yrs old me would cry trying to fit all her favourite ships on this list but lately I just got no time for this and I keep reading the exact same ship in all kinds of scenarios so I’m gonna use different aus can I do this? is it a thing I can do ok I’ll do it
louis/harry (oh rly who would've thought of that)
stylist!louis/model!harry au
writer!louis/harry au
louis/baker!harry au
louis/harry childhood friends au
Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping (5.louis/harry childhood friends au)? THE STARS ABOVE YOU AND THE STREETS BELOW is all I’m gonna say everyone already read fic it was one of my first hl fics im so soz but I love it SO........ actually now I’m thinking about more and I’m getting emotional was this supposed to be a fic rec no it isn’t I wont do it no MAKE ME CHILL
Have you ever read fanfiction about (2.stylist!louis/model!harry au)? alright now I see why my “gonna use the same ship in different aus” strategy will work weirdly.. but mate YES yeS yessssSs it’s one of my faves stylist!louis is my weakness wait wtf louis everything is my weakness (also shall we even talk about me having fading on my iphone and reading it over and over again every week…….no……. alright)
Has a picture of (4.louis/baker!harry au) ever been your screensaver/profile pic/etc.? no :( this gotta happen where are the manips
Why is (1.louis/harry) so important? alright i wanted to give a proper answer because this is v serious to me but actually why wouldnt they have u ever LOOKED at them real life hl and fanfiction hl are so so important because it always shows so much strength and gives people actual hope and makes people happy and fuck sthis bullshit they love each other this is all love is always v important to me get out
Is (4. louis/baker!harry au) a serious or funny ship? it’s mostly fun??? but ffs it can kill u too
Out of all the ships which one has the most chemistry? louis/harry bc really what kind of fanfiction can top that
Out of all the ships which one has the strongest bond? LISTEN….;;; I wanna say childhood friends au because it’s always SO GOOD and they love each other SO MUCH and they just work so well togetheRT??? BUT fukc this im gonna use the same answer from the sixth one
How many times have you watched/read (2. stylist!louis/model!harry au)’s source material? . . . …….. . ……….. …… . too many mate too many times im a bit ashamed actually coz I lost the count of how many times i read the fuckngidds shit that made me shit this bullshit
Which ship lasted the longest? ah a hah a Hha H A ha Aha HA #1 too real
How many times have (5.louis/harry childhood friends au) broken up? fcukCUkcufkcukffck MORE THAN THEY SHOULD???????? SOMETIMES THEY DON’T EVEN BROKE UP THEY JUT ? ?? DON’T DO THINGS RIGHT AND I WANNA GET INSIDE MY SCREEN AND SLAP THEM VERY AGGRESSIVELY AND THEN KISS THEIR FACES
If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would come out alive, (1. louis/harry) or (3.writer!louis/harry au)? ngl I’m pretty sure actual hl would die too easily BUT WAIT ONCE…… THAT FIC……………. REMEMBER THAT FIC THEY SFUCKGING SURVIVE AND THEY EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT’S THE CUTEST AND fuck…… let’s be honest all of them would be dead in less than a second my sons are weak af too deal with zombies
Did (4. louis/baker!harry au) have to hide their relationship for any reason? I don’t think they ever did????? I cant remember it
Is (5.louis/harry childhood friends au) still together? they better be………;;;;;;
Is (1. louis/harry) canon? AHAHAHAAHHAAH THIS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED AND MATE I GOTTA SAY….. yes
If all five ships were put together in The Hunger Games, who would win? louis/harry childhood friends au I’M SO SURE ABOUT THIS
Has anyone ever tried to sabotage (5.louis/harry childhood friends au)’s relationship? Fckcd yes it wasn’t cool
Which ships would you defend til death and beyond? literally all of them??????? but #1 #2 and #5 are the fucKING WORST I WANT THEM INSIDE MY POCKET…m y sons
Have you ever spent hours a day going through (3.writer!louis/harry au)’s Tumblr page? not rly like what
If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever which ship would you sink? BREAK UP FOREVER WHAT THE HFUCKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………. NOOOOO THEY WOULDN’T NEVER NO DON’T DO ME LIKE THISSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WONT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT SHUSH they all gotta live happily ever after I already read too much angst like no I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life
i feel like i was a disappointment to u adi soz :// mine wasnt that good lmao oops //// and i'm gonna tag aira airadimaano coz she's the one that deals with my shit aha
bless adi for tagging me on stuff (also soz it took me so long to see this wtf?)
Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 20 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. I was tagged by capniall.
1. last beverage: green tea
2. last phone call: dad coz i was lost inside the supermarket lmao
3. last text message: this girl who went to hight school with me and a year later wants to be friends??? like the fuck
4. last song you listened to: i'm listening to taylor swift's 1989 album rn soz
5. last time you cried: this morning oh shit
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice: y
7. been cheated on: y
8. kissed someone & regretted it: y
9. lost someone special: n
10. been depressed: ughhh, yes. diagnosed at fourteen ughhhhh
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: black grey white?? my all time favourite is red tho
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: y!!!!
16. Fallen out of love: love = not for meself but
17. Laughed until you cried: y
18. Met someone who changed you: yeeeeeeees, ofc
19. Found out who your true friends are: i uh oops i'm not like very friendly? so uh no idk
20. Found out someone was talking about you: y
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: no what the ufkc
GENERAL:
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in really life: i barely have irl people on my social media
24. Do you have any pets: y
25. Do you want to change your name: used to when i was a kid but kinda learned to love it? now i'm a bit obsessed
26. What did you do for your last birthday: s2g i can't remember..... probs got online and lost my shit for being already eighteen?
27. What time did you wake up today: six am thanks
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: getting my ears pierced for the 905483590345th time
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: literally anything i cant wait for anything or anxiety will eat me alive
30. Last time you saw your mother: just came back from the kitchen and saw her there lmao
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: moments like these i realise that actually if i wanna change something i can fucking do it?? like i can't change the past i learned a lot with it so like shit like being born somewhere else?? being talented?? being more like louis tomlinson and less like me?? but i can actually move out (i'm working on it already!!!) and learn to do the shit i wish i could do and..... well cry over louis lmao so like i'm working on changing my entire self atm so idk how to answer this there's nothing like "OH I WISH I COULD CHANGE THAT- but i cant", u kno?
32. What are you listening to right now: rn rn RNNNNN it's playing taylor's wildest dreams
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: probably i am not sure?
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: having to go back to work tomorrow does it count
35. Most visited webpage: tumblr!!
36. Blood type: a+
37. Nickname: bea
38. Relationship Status: single thank you very much
40. Pronouns: she/her
41. Junior School: what do u want me to say about it mate it was disgusting
42. High School: equally disgusting
43. College/Uni: u know the scared emoji? that was my face when i read "uni"
44. Hair color: dark brown
45. Long or short: medium??? long??????
46. Height: 5'2
47.Do you have a crush on someone?: not really no
48.What do you like about yourself?: this is sUCH A FRUSTRATING QUESTION BECAUSE ? ?? ? ? ? ? i spent so much time self hating i'm still not sure about this whole liking myself thing like i don't know mate every time i tell a different lie so let's just leave it like this soz
50. Tattoos: don't have any :(
51. righty or lefty: righty
52. First surgery: never had one woohoo
53. First piercing: does getting my ears pierced literally a day after i was born count? coz it's not unusual here but a lot of people from other places freak out when i say i've had 'em pierced since forever??? like anyways but other than this i have my nose pierced
54. First best friend: uh whats this
55. First sport you joined: is this a joke
56. First vacation: probably the beach
58. First pair of trainers: mate what
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I’m about to: publish this?????????// idk do nothing i guess
62. Listening to: taylor swift's 1989 stop making me repeat this
63. Waiting for: not sure, nothing i suppose
64. Want kids?: [louis' voice]no...... no... NO, like maybe in eighty years i'd adopt an older kid but i dont really plan to
65. Get Married?: it's not something i really think about i just idk?
66. Career?: do u want me to cry right here right now
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs
69. Shorter or taller: does it matter idk
70. Older or Younger: never even thought about this
71. Romantic or spontaneous: i eat romantic shit up so bloody easily mate
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: if said stomach/arm treats me with respect i'm choosing both (soz this is just?? really??? weird to answer)
73. Sensitive or loud: i love loud people i find them fascinating but i'm pretty fond of quiet/sensitive people so
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship i guess?
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker is what i aspire to be tho
(it took me so long to realise this was about a potential partner like we talking about people oh right got it)
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: n
77. Drank hard liquor: y
78. Lost glasses/contacts: not really i always end up finding them under my pillows (my bed is like a black hole)
80. Broke someone’s heart: n
81. Had your own heart broken: n
82. Been arrested: n
83. Turned someone down: y
84. Cried when someone died: y but a bit like for no other reason besides: everyone was crying so it felt like the right thing to do?
85. Fallen for a friend: n
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: uh
87. Miracles: it's like..... i never even thought about it i guess i do yes
88. Love at first sight: not exactly but maybe yes?
89. Heaven: idk soz
90. Santa Claus: n
91. Kiss on the first date: ?????????????????????????????///////// is it even a myth
92. Angels: y
i dont think i talk to twenty people on here? so i'm going to tag airadimaano and aira only soz i dONT HAVE FRIENDS
adi tagged me on this and i'm supposed to list six facts about myself but oH MY GOD WHO AM I
alright
1- i first actually got into loving music obsessively through rbd.... do u guys remember rbd? was it a thing were u live? i loved them oh ymgod if it started playing rn i'd probably stop what i'm doing and start singing along coz mate...they were so good
2- i cry every time i get my eyebrows threaded and people always laugh and it makes me want to cry even more
3- last week i got six new books and there are three more on the way but i also have another 57348534 books to read that i'm not even sure when i'm gonna start reading coz i'm too busy reading hl fanfiction... i'm that kind of person i hate myself
4- i can't deal with my family and every time i have to spend more than thirty minutes with them i feel like having a mental breakdown but if you hurt any of them i will probably kill you and your entire family
5- december 24th, 2013: i told myself to chill my arse and stop getting a new haircut every week and dyeing my hair unusual colours and since then i haven't even seen hair dye or scissors......... #proud
6- i freak out every time someone is laying on my bed because fuck mate that's just unacceptable?? like get your head out of my pillow this is mine and u r probably dirty did u take a shower after u got home mate did u DID U ARE UR CLOTHES CLEAN DO U SMELL GOOD DON'T BREATHE AROUND MY BED DON'T DO THAT like literally the only one allowed is my godson
is it right??? it was so hard wtf
thank u adi u r the bestest ily rly
and my only friend that actually likes me when i tag them on these stuff is aira so airadimaano here u go........ do this do this i know u will love it
adi whose url i keep reading as niallscum and associating her to nialls cum tagged me on this thing where i gotta list fifteen things that make me happy but she did it like a month ago but i'm really bad at this life thing so i did it on my phone and forgot to publish??? so now here i am here it is i'm sorry adi ily
fifteen things that make me happy
one. louis’ eyes when crinkled because he’s laughing so hard and so genuinely
two. niall???? talking???????? literally about anything he could be talking about poo and i'd be like yES SON
three. shopping by myself
four. liaM PAYNE PROTECTING HIS BROTHERS DURING INTERVIEWS WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO ATTACK THEM WITH RUDE QUESTIONS
five. louis' accent
six. friends!! like, proper friends. the ones that hold my hand in crowded places because they know I get anxious but they never touch the subject because they also know I’m not comfortable talking about it. the ones that call me out when I’m being an arse and the ones that make uncomfortable situations easier to handle and the ones that handle me when I’m talking about bands and the ones that make fun of shit with me and the ones that keep calling me “a fucking mum Jesus Christ we are okay shut up let us live you’re the kid here we should be worrying about you” but are whiny babies when I don’t check up on them. the ones that respect my beliefs and trust me to talk about theirs and the ones that tag me in stuff (lmao hi adi k) and just… !!friends!!. sorry i got carried away here
seven. zayn's aladdin hair
eight. socks and skinny jeans… for real. which brings us to
nine. CUDDLY LOUIS. like when he is wearing sweatpants and a beanie and when you look at his face you can only think of cUDDLING
ten. my godson. for realzz, he annoys the shit out of me but I’d kill the entire human race for him, probably
eleven. being busy like working on something creating things learning and shit like that
twelve. harry's confidence
thirteen. talking about confidence........ paramore and the maine...... i dont even talk about them enough here anymore but every time they say a thing i'm like YES MY KIDS YES cos i literally saw these dickheads grow up like i've been a fan of them for so long??? and now they're so grown up and confident and wow???? just thinking about them i get all smiley and teared up
fourteen. videos of animals' first snow day
fifteen. looking happy people??? like people laughing to their phones or having a proper laugh with a friend and people hugging each other and people being happy???????? i'm always paying attention to people idk i just like to look at people they are weird
and yo i'm going to tag airadimaano and bigm4c and tommosloueh and twinklouls and tiptoedlouis cos i creep on yall blogs way too much so i dunno like........ hi
i'm still so sorry it took me so long to publish this i feel like sending adi a pocket sized niall but considering this ain't possible atm y'all should just go check her blog if you didn't already and send her some love
[louis' voice] alright
xx