We hope you’ve all settled in comfortably back into a new school year – while enjoying our welcome back present !! Time to do a role call and see who we get to dish on. The welcome feast was tame, but a lot of you came through during the ball !!
How loyal of you to not go through with our little dare, Celestina. Monogamy is boring, so it’s time for us to spill. A wannabe minister and you do not have a handle on your abilities. That’ll cost you ... It’s time people knew that’s why you blame yourself that you lost mommy dearest.
Impressive work there, Hazel. While we’re disappointed you didn’t swipe something more valuable, you get bonus points for stealing from a friend. We’ll keep our lips sealed... for now.
What a role model for the students you are, Professor Selwyn. Thanks to you the entire hall erupted into full on giggle fit !! While we would’ve liked to see a little more chaos, you’ve earned our temporary silence on your little secret.
A little harmless jinx on your soulmate was your ticket out of us spilling the beans on your secret, Elijah. When you drenched her with the punch bowl we got Carrie flashbacks – absolutely scandalous !! We loved it !!
For someone who’s trying to look professional, we’re surprised you complied with our wishes Miss Vane !! And so many eyes caught sight of you too – not sure if that grants you extra points, or should take them away !! Regardless, you did as we asked. You secret is safe. We’ll have to see how long that lasts...
While the fight we asked for was not as exhilarating as we hoped for, you still did as we asked. For that, Amara we shall keep your secret a little longer. Make sure to pull through for us a little more next time !!
A job well done Albus !! Swapping clothes is one thing, but with someone of the opposite sex won you some bonus points with us !! Can we just say, you sure know how to pull tighter fitting clothes, Potter !!
Once again thank you all for a memorable evening !! We hope next time we see you, the meeting is even more pleasant.
For us.