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Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Would they date them: yes | noFavorite thing about them: Where do I start? I love the way you look, laugh, speak, and act in general. More specifically I love that you know how to have fun and lighten the mood. You can become easily embarrassed which I find very endearing and sweet. You’ll always listen to me if I have a problem I need to talk about, and I listen to you, I love that we can communicate so well. I love the moments we spend together indoors, where we don’t even necessarily say or do anything, we just cuddle, kiss and hold each other-- and they are moments I treasure. Least favorite thing about them: Sometimes I can become exasperated when you get distracted by something which is unimportant at the time... Like food during sex...

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allfornorway replied to your post:Ok but you rated yourself 3rd and therefore you...

[I’m willing to bet a kiss from Kristian that THAT IS HAY HAY. Hay Hay totally ships KrisNik now HAHAHAHA]

[ :’)  I bet this is true too, oh dear. ]

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On a Scoville scale of hotness (like with peppers) please rate: Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, and Greenland lol

A Scoville scale of hotness… Okay, I can do that. SHU Stands for Scoville Heat Units.

1. Greenland - SHU: 2,200,000 [Exceptionally Hot] – Carolina Reaper pepper. Iil is the world’s hottest pepper. 

2. Denmark - SHU: 1,041,427 [Exceptionally Hot] – Ghost Pepper. Not the world’s hottest, but it’s right up there.

3. Iceland - SHU: 5,000 [Hot] – Cayenne Pepper. He’s handsome I suppose, mostly I think he is cute, but cute doesn’t measure on the Scoville scale.

4. Sweden - SHU: 0 [No heat whatsoever] – Bell pepper. 

Sweden is a bell pepper.

[kettiroghestar]

“brown shit stain with spilt bleach” 

[vortdannebrogersmukt-blog]

evidence that i am actually keshia and hay hay’s dad ooc:

I am the only one that can cook

I am older than them

I dad joke them until they hate me

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Are you disappointed or ashamed that your daughter got herself kidnapped and couldn't even protect herself? You did raise her shouldn't she be able to defend herself?

Nikolai, Kristian, and I were all vikings. Killed more men than we can count. He managed t’take us all out. Ya think, knowin’ that, that she should’ve just been able to fight him off?

[danskdanish]

Coffee

Again, Human AU, assume he knows her.. guess they’re siblings

‘IIIIIIIIIIII’

cue Den cackling when she sees that and glares

[eldurogiis]

hands u my Greenland for characters :3c

send me a character

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS 

ship with: Norway and Denmark… ahem ahem [/guiltily looks away] Because really I mean history, I mean… I just… [/coughs and whistles] I AM NOT SORRY. [/YOLOS ALL AROUND]

favorite friendship:  With Iceland. I swear to gods. I mean, I can see them getting along a whole fucking lot, because of historical basis and whatnot, but besides that! Their is the chemistry of true friendship in their dynamic and it’s really pretty. But that may be coloured by my perception of how Iil and Egill are with one another, but…! Still, they’re besties slash best siblings! I love them hands down.

general opinions: To be quite honest, I didn’t have much opinion on Greenland before I started interacting with yours and I just learned to love Greenland now too, because of the strength Greenland presented as time went by and so much as happened. Plus, you portray them really well. I am very happy with them and I just do adore Greenlands now, because of you.