Omg how does he teach kids to be more villainous? Does he teach them evil puns?
Oh, you know. Things like how to make a shank, or that arson is okay under a multitude of circumstances. How to laugh maniacally, and yeah, I can definitely see evil puns happening.
He’s. Pretty bad at being villainous, tbh, but can be frightfully good at it sometimes. You never know what you’re gunna get with him, so don’t let him babysit too frequently or you’re gunna find your kid practicing dangerous trap techniques on your neighbors......










