after like a week of inactivity i am going to bombard your ask with random things that are totally out of context
i love gingers and i have an oc who is a ginger, and there's this boy at my school who looks just like him and everytime i see him i'm like that wojak meme who has his mouth opened and is pointing at something in the distance, and that boy doesn't know i am referring to him as my oc's name when i'm talking with my friends and he will never know.
once upon a time i woke up with a terrible stomach pain, like it was so painful i almost shed a tear, and i rarely cry. so i ran up to the bathroom and i passed out. when i gained conciousness i looked at myself in the mirror and i was pale as a ghost's butt cheeks. i left the bathroom and my mom is like "what happened" and i told her "eh, nothing much, just passed out" my dog was looking at me and i tried not to laugh, bcuz he has a dumb little face. so anyway, that day i stayed at home
when i was in preschool i had a crush on a boy who punched me in the guts, and my headcanon is that jotaro did the same when he liked someone when he was young
i was once writing a kny rp in which i totally lost my mind; so i live in poland, right? and me and my friends transformed bucci gang into a pathological polish family (i know it's about kny, but wait) and abbacchio was a king of the district and just a hobo in general. so i took him and just rammed him into demon slayer's universe and he was like... an alcoholic demon sage who helped the entire gang defeat astro-people, who were mostly based on teachers at my school and a few problematic people. you know, just for giggles. abbacchio's (we were calling him "boadicea" back then) power was to create an alcohol barrier and everything was just like... what the frick's happening
u really can't take abba seriously can you 💀
but ngl it fits him a lot.
WDYM 'eh nothing much I just passed out' like bro?? why?? how?? spill the tea homie. 😋
I'm counter attacking urs out of context with mine now cuz LMAO THIS IS SO FUN TO READ
Back when I was 15 I used to make a whole verse of psychological horror AU based on my teachers n bestie.
my teachers are like.. in their 40's/50's💀
BRO DON'T BLAME ME, MY BESTIE HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND SHE ALWAYS FALL FOR OLDER PPL NOT YOUNGER THAN 30 EVEN NOW.
So I was like well- why don't we make a spinoff of that. So we got like the whole verse set up. character development, angst, fluff, horror you name it. We even make headcannons and ship. mind you, I haven't discover tumblr yet and doesn't even realize what I'm doing lol.
It's basically just me making ocs and lores to indulge my bestie in her endless crushing for dilf till now
WE ALSO PUT A CHARACTER INSPIRED BY OUR COUNTRY MINISTER IN THERE AND YES, MY BESTIE HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO 👹
One of me and my bestie pretty close friend are one of the main cast but she never know and we never tell her to this day 👍
Ever since I was 13, I'm actually subconsciously fixated on blondie 💀
it's either cuz they're too hot for no reason or they just fit into my preferences a lil bit too much.
HOLY COW I JUST REALISE SPEEDY IS ALSO A FCKIN BLOND-
There are a few more blond I use to like but those are the dark times, we don't talk about it. 💀
Back when I was 9 I almost lose my thumb and index finger cuz my dumb ass of a kid think I'm old enough to cut sugar canes with my gramps machete without being supervised by adults. cry a lot.
When I was 10, me and my cousin pretend we're forming a band. We're sitting at my gramp self-build resting hut (??) with self-made slide 😎
So as I was guitaring the broom on top of a fcking ladder in the hut with my cousin whose sitting on the floor, I cutely fell off the ladder and twist my wrist. doesn't cry but it hurt af bro 🌚
I used to have 3 cats, one die. been 6 years since that day. pick up a new one 2/3 years ago. they fight a lot lol cuz the other two are sibs and the new bb kinda invading their territory. doesn't fight as much nowadays tho. still remember my bb girl from 6 years ago a lot cuz she's the sweetest out of all 4 and she isn't here anymore :)