#rwby dragonslayer

[they-cant-help-it]

@hentaly

[razorblade180]

Jaune:*holding baby*

Yang:You have to stop doing that.

Jaune:Doing what?

Yang:Looking good with her. I’m gonna want another.

Jaune:You were screaming and proclaiming you’d never want to feel birth ever again not too long ago.

Yang:I blacked that out. I can probably do like that like…two more times. Maybe three.

Jaune:I’d rather you fully recover first before anything else.

Yang:I’m just saying if they’re all roughly the same age they could probably be on a team together.

Jaune:That’s a lot of yellow.

Yang:✨They could be the Golden Girls✨

Jaune:So we’re just assuming I never get a son?

Yang:I can’t do more than four kids. You’re out of luck.

Jaune:That’s not how the odds work! It’s 50/50 each time.

Yang:You think you’re that lucky?

Jaune:I got to marry you, didn’t I?

Yang:*blushing* Stop, before I give you another one before she can talk.

Jaune:That is completely in your control.

Yang:I don’t know. If you ask, I’ll fold. *shows ring* I’m not saying I’m easy but damn, bat those eyelashes and it’s over for ya girl.

[fandom-wind]

November is over. Jaune won't survive...😔

[arc-misadventures2]

This Is What He Needs To Train

Yang: Excuse me your 'goddess.' But, I don't think that's what Jaune needs to train on.

Pyrrha: Oh? And, what does the 'dragon' say about Jaune's needs to train on?

Yang: Jaune gotten pretty good, I won't deny that. You've done a good job.

Pyrrha: Then why are you telling me how to train Jaune?

Yang: Because he needs to train on other things!

Pyrrha: And, what, pray tell, does Jaune need to work on?

Yang: You've been focusing to much on training Jaune's technique, and speed, you need to work on his strength, and endurance!

Pyrrha: I'm helping Jaune with his swordplay; Learning the proper techniques, and having the speed to execute these attacks is essential to this!

Yang: Yeah, but he needs to train his endurance so he can do it for a long time! And, he needs to be stronger so he take a hit, and give one back!

Pyrrha: 'Endurance, and strength.' Of course that what a muscle brain bimbo like you would think...

Yang: Ohh?! Hohoho! You don't want to go there pillow princess! You're not going to like where it's going...

Pyrrha: Oh bring it, bitch~!

Yang: I will, slut~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Uhh... G-Girls...?

YP: WHAT?!

Jaune: I-I-I...?! Ahem! I know you want to train me, and all... But... I'm a bit lost...

Pyrrha: What are you lost on? I want to train your speed, and technique.

Yang: And, I want to work on your endurance, and strength. What is there to be lost on?

Jaune: Well, I get that, but... Are we talking about my training as a Huntsmen; Swordplay for fighting Grimm, and all that. Or, are you talking about swordplay that is meant for more... more intimate engagements...?

Pyrrha: ...

Yang: ...

Pyrrha: Both?

Yang: Both.

YP: Both.

Jaune: B-Both?

Yang: And, we're starting now.

Jaune: N-Now?

Pyrrha: Yes, your training begins now.

Jaune: Oh what? Speed, and technique, or strength, and endurance?

YP: Yes.

Jaune: Oh... Oh no...

///

Anyone got a better ship name for Jaune x Yang x Pyrrha than 'Death by Snu Snu?'

Cause I found it online, and the naming fits something for Elm, than these three in my opinion.

[razorblade180-heated]

Nora:Everyone always asks if someone could spare a titty in trying times or a bit of cookie. What about a smackerel of meat? A pound of package?

Weiss:A pound!?

Neptune:I’m going to be so honest. I don’t care how beautiful a woman could be, I will be calling local authorities if she asks me for “a smackerel of meat.”

Nora:There’s no appealing name for a penis. The closest thing is “it”

Ruby:It?

Nora:Yeah. Just say, “baby I need it” and the message is received.

Ruby:Ah…

Jaune:No that’s a little later.

Yang:*snorts* Damnit it, that was kinda funny.

Nora:Do you call Jaune’s friend anything?

Yang:Nah I just choke.

Jaune:*red* Hey now…

Yang:What!? I’m hyping you up!

Blake:Since Neo can shapeshift, would it technically be mystery meat?

Everyone:…*slowly turns head*

Blake:Oh so it’s a problem when I’m a little weird? I see how it is.

Weiss:Don’t be like that.

Blake:Too late. Whimsy is gone.

Neptune:If she could, she’d definitely say “smackerel”

Yang: “if she could” is fucking crazy!

[rocknroll7575]

Jaune: Yang, did you see that foul?

Yang: Foul?

Jaune: Yeah

Yang: What foul?

Jaune: Fouling in love with you!

[creator5240]

Not Fall In Love With You Comic Adaptation

Commissioned by the author of the fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AndrewJTalon

Link to Original Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56753830

Link to Authors Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/AndrewJTalon

[reashot]

Slaying Dragon, Flying Jaune

Weiss: So Yang. You and Jaune...

How does that happened?

Yang: Well I just figured out that if I want to save my baby sister's chastity I just need to get my hands on him first.

Weiss: I see...

So what it's like to date Jaune?

Yang: At first I didn't think much of it. I was only dating Jaune to keep him away from Ruby after all.

I was kinda embarrassed to be seen with him but then he starts growing on me. He is kind, gentle and attentive to my needs despite me being kind of a jerk to him. But he just keeps going. Never giving up on me. Telling the most corny jokes. Always trying to keep me happy. Gods... I can't believe it but Jaune makes me happy. Like genuine true happiness from the bottom of my heart.

*sniffs*

I never thought I was capable of happiness. But he somehow did it. That dumb sister stealing dork makes me the happiest girl in Remnants.

Weiss: That's good to hear. But I think I heard someone calling my name, so...

Yang: Oh almost forgot he also gave me the greatest sex known to mankind. Like holy moly Jaune is a sex god. Like the dude is packing heat. Litteral huge artillery piece. And I'm not talking about guns. He also has the stamina of a god. He can last for hours. And that's before he used his Semblance to recover himself.

He made me cry out and scream in ecstasy just from him entering me. His large size easily brings me to orgasm and I keep fainting from his relentless pounding. And I know it's hard to believe. But there's a time that I felt that I died for a few moments and saw my mother in the distance. Only to be brought back to life when Jaune filled me to the brim with his hot white liquid.

Weiss: Please stop... I don't want to hear it.

Yang: Wow did I say all of that. I'm sorry Weiss I don't know what came over me. But I definitely know what came inside of me. Heyoo!

...Too much. Yeah I guess so. But could you blame me? Jaune has been the perfect boyfriend. Imagine if I never steal Jaune from Ruby and Jaune ended up being Ruby's boyfriend. Hah!

He would be wasted on her. Jaune is too good for my little sister. Ruby doesn't deserve him. Heck, when you think about it I just saved Ruby's life. Imagine someone of Jaune's size entering her? She would be torn in half or worse! She should be thanking me!

Weiss: I regret ever asking you.

Ruby's reaction

Ruby: Y-you Thieving Slut. You w-whore! You d-dare to steal Jaune away from me? The only man that I ever loved. Count your days Sister. From now on we are enemies.

Jaune the little goober meanwhile

Jaune: Man that date with Yang sure was something. And I can't help but notice that I haven't been hanging out with my bestie Ruby, lately. I hope she isn't upset or anything like that. Maybe I should take her to her favorite gun store, then a nice dinner together and if things went smoothly. I will ask Ruby to have a sleepover with me. There I will affirm to her that we are the bestest of friends. Surely this will make her happy.