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Jaune:*holding baby*
Yang:You have to stop doing that.
Jaune:Doing what?
Yang:Looking good with her. I’m gonna want another.
Jaune:You were screaming and proclaiming you’d never want to feel birth ever again not too long ago.
Yang:I blacked that out. I can probably do like that like…two more times. Maybe three.
Jaune:I’d rather you fully recover first before anything else.
Yang:I’m just saying if they’re all roughly the same age they could probably be on a team together.
Jaune:That’s a lot of yellow.
Yang:✨They could be the Golden Girls✨
Jaune:So we’re just assuming I never get a son?
Yang:I can’t do more than four kids. You’re out of luck.
Jaune:That’s not how the odds work! It’s 50/50 each time.
Yang:You think you’re that lucky?
Jaune:I got to marry you, didn’t I?
Yang:*blushing* Stop, before I give you another one before she can talk.
Jaune:That is completely in your control.
Yang:I don’t know. If you ask, I’ll fold. *shows ring* I’m not saying I’m easy but damn, bat those eyelashes and it’s over for ya girl.
November is over. Jaune won't survive...😔
This Is What He Needs To Train
Yang: Excuse me your 'goddess.' But, I don't think that's what Jaune needs to train on.
Pyrrha: Oh? And, what does the 'dragon' say about Jaune's needs to train on?
Yang: Jaune gotten pretty good, I won't deny that. You've done a good job.
Pyrrha: Then why are you telling me how to train Jaune?
Yang: Because he needs to train on other things!
Pyrrha: And, what, pray tell, does Jaune need to work on?
Yang: You've been focusing to much on training Jaune's technique, and speed, you need to work on his strength, and endurance!
Pyrrha: I'm helping Jaune with his swordplay; Learning the proper techniques, and having the speed to execute these attacks is essential to this!
Yang: Yeah, but he needs to train his endurance so he can do it for a long time! And, he needs to be stronger so he take a hit, and give one back!
Pyrrha: 'Endurance, and strength.' Of course that what a muscle brain bimbo like you would think...
Yang: Ohh?! Hohoho! You don't want to go there pillow princess! You're not going to like where it's going...
Pyrrha: Oh bring it, bitch~!
Yang: I will, slut~!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Uhh... G-Girls...?
YP: WHAT?!
Jaune: I-I-I...?! Ahem! I know you want to train me, and all... But... I'm a bit lost...
Pyrrha: What are you lost on? I want to train your speed, and technique.
Yang: And, I want to work on your endurance, and strength. What is there to be lost on?
Jaune: Well, I get that, but... Are we talking about my training as a Huntsmen; Swordplay for fighting Grimm, and all that. Or, are you talking about swordplay that is meant for more... more intimate engagements...?
Pyrrha: ...
Yang: ...
Pyrrha: Both?
Yang: Both.
YP: Both.
Jaune: B-Both?
Yang: And, we're starting now.
Jaune: N-Now?
Pyrrha: Yes, your training begins now.
Jaune: Oh what? Speed, and technique, or strength, and endurance?
YP: Yes.
Jaune: Oh... Oh no...
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Anyone got a better ship name for Jaune x Yang x Pyrrha than 'Death by Snu Snu?'
Cause I found it online, and the naming fits something for Elm, than these three in my opinion.
Jaune: Yang, did you see that foul?
Yang: Foul?
Jaune: Yeah
Yang: What foul?
Jaune: Fouling in love with you!
Nora:Everyone always asks if someone could spare a titty in trying times or a bit of cookie. What about a smackerel of meat? A pound of package?
Weiss:A pound!?
Neptune:I’m going to be so honest. I don’t care how beautiful a woman could be, I will be calling local authorities if she asks me for “a smackerel of meat.”
Nora:There’s no appealing name for a penis. The closest thing is “it”
Ruby:It?
Nora:Yeah. Just say, “baby I need it” and the message is received.
Ruby:Ah…
Jaune:No that’s a little later.
Yang:*snorts* Damnit it, that was kinda funny.
Nora:Do you call Jaune’s friend anything?
Yang:Nah I just choke.
Jaune:*red* Hey now…
Yang:What!? I’m hyping you up!
Blake:Since Neo can shapeshift, would it technically be mystery meat?
Everyone:…*slowly turns head*
Blake:Oh so it’s a problem when I’m a little weird? I see how it is.
Weiss:Don’t be like that.
Blake:Too late. Whimsy is gone.
Neptune:If she could, she’d definitely say “smackerel”
Yang: “if she could” is fucking crazy!
RWBY
in vacuo jaune keeps walking in on yang and blake making out, he usually walks away, but when these two are doing it in his room
he would do usual but he got pulled back in.
Jaune: *walks into the BMBLB Room* "Blake, Yang! Ruby wants you two to--WHOA!!"
*Blake & Yang were making out, half-dressed, until they were interrupted by the swordsman; the two looking at him with smiles*
Jaune: *blushes, walks back* "I-I can come back--!" *is stopped by one of Blake's shadows*
Blake: "Where do you think you're going~?"
Yang: *giggles* "We need a third person to have fun with~."
*Jaune yelps as Blake and Yang pull the swordsman into their room; loud moans and groans can be heard*
Not Fall In Love With You Comic Adaptation
Commissioned by the author of the fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AndrewJTalon
Link to Original Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56753830
Link to Authors Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/AndrewJTalon