[via alabasterapier] “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” (Didi w/older Deidre bc listen I can see her approaching a crime boss for something skeevy)
TERRIBLE FIRST MEETING STARTERS | Not Accepting
She should be frightened. He was a very dangerous man with a lot of influence and, as usual, Didi was in over her head. She attempted to be respectful, to be mindful of the danger she was in by being in the presence of this...this...
Oh, fuck it, she can’t do it. “I’m...so, so sorry but...but I cannot take anything you’re saying with any sort of seriousness. Look at you,” She gestures to him. “You’re a sentient snowman. You’re a pile of Oreo creme filling. You are a Q-Tip gone rogue-- “ Her eyes close momentarily and her hands clasp together. “I realize tensions are high but could you please just turn away from me for a moment? I need to gather myself if I’m meant to play along here.”