#alagaster

[science-fish-archived]

I'm not an anon, but I don't imagine that much matters. Have you undertaken any interesting projects recently? –Scalpels

Little did Scalpels know that being an anon did matter to the fish. Why? Because she REALLY wants to impress her colleagues with incomparable experience as her! Being an anon would have relieved that tension!!

“Yep! I’m figuring out how to use the same technology for dimensional boxes on monsters to teleport them anywhere in the Underground! Lemme tell you, Riverperson’s gonna HATE it... But I’m gonna LOVE it. Imagine, no more looooong sweaty walks from Hotland to the castle!!”

Would that be enough to impress him? Oh man, she hoped so!

[pollenprince]

@alagaster liked for a starter!

“...There’s nothing to see here. Walk on.”

There is, inexplicably, something to see here: a rather singed young monster, with white messy fur and a vaguely green sweater. He stares at you, and his cyan pupil-less eyes don’t blink.

Judging by the destruction around, either a whole lot of fire monsters decided to frenzy around, or someone went overzealous with their fire magic.

“Walk on,” the kid insists, straining the hem of his sweater in what totally isn’t slight embarrassment.

[dreeming-royalty]

“It’s not surprising that you have nightmares.”

Nightmares Accepting!

“I suppose it is not, is it?” the Boss Monster sighed in agreement. It didn’t really matter what event he was referring to, really. Any one of them would be enough to give him nightmares for the rest of his life, and having been through multiple? It was a miracle he could sleep at all.

[foundfourleafclover]

Sounds like coming up with a new routine might help you. Also therapy. —Vials

Yeah... You are right. I know VILE HAS A therapist so I’ll ask him. Oh, and thank you for talking to me, too. It’s nice to have someone to talk to, not that Vile and Peaches don’t or anything. It’s just easier to do so over text.

[redlikebloodiedbones]

Hey, lol. So tell us more about what kinds of foods you like to cook. —Vials

I LIKE TO COOK ALL KINDS, BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR MAKING AND EATING SOUP. NOT ONLY DOES IT HELP YOU WHEN YOU'RE SICK, IT'S DELICIOUS WHEN MADE RIGHT!!

MY SECOND FAVORITE FOODS ARE DESSERTS, THOUGH THAT'S MORE BAKING, SO I'M NOT SURE IT COUNTS. STILL, MAKING SOMETHING SUPER DELICIOUS LIKE SAY, BROWNIES AND SHARING THEM WITH THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT? UNBEATABLE!!

[ladydreemurr]

So I've heard you appreciate a good joke... Sadly, it seems I'm too much of a bonehead to think of one. –Vials

* “Ho ho ho ho! I do like skeleton jokes. You know, one of my skeleton friends always skips large meals.”

* “No matter when I ask, he always says he does not have the stomach for it!”

[science-fish-archived]

So! What's your field? –Vials

“Engineering Physics at New Home University!! You?”

[vilefilth]

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So far every one he has met through Vials, Vile feels somewhat comfortable with. New people are always a problem to him though. Vials though? A friend through and through. The latest determination and void romp scares were stress inducing however, and he feels like that will not be the last of Vials' little adventures. He'd rather not lose a fun friend. And to add to it, he's got a boyfriend now. He doesn't want Vials to leave a loved one behind and broken. (Plus he's fearful that said boyfriend would explode and do something rash in response)

And then there is Scalpels. Vile doesn't particularly feel much about him... just that he seems far more serious and lacking in the fun department. He wants to loosen him up a bit, but Vile is likely to fail in that since his idea of such would be to get some alcohol in him.