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[sezja]

DAWNTRAIL THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU

[anthropophagiie]

At a court trial in Lake City in 1883, Alferd Packer was convicted of having killed his five companions in the winter of 1874. Packer claimed that he only killed one of the men and that it was in self defense, but he confessed to committing cannibalism to survive.

The memorial reads, THIS TABLET ERECTED  IN MEMORY OF ISRAEL SWAN GEORGE NOON FRANK MILLER JAMES HUMPHREYS WILSON BELL WHO WERE MURDERED ON THIS SPOT EARLY IN THE YEAR 1874 WHILE PIONEERING THE MINERAL RESOURCES OF THE SAN JUAN COUNTRY

[punkpugs]

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKING APHOBES

[awbrainno]

(to the tune of the dreidel song)

Human! Human! Human!  We made you out of

BLOOD

[lesenbyan]

I FORGOT HOW GAY I WAS FOR OLIVER ARMSTRONG FUCKING STEP ON ME PLEASE

[mossdeep-archive]

i made the mistake of answering the phone 5 mins before we opened

"boost mobile, this is dimitri speaking, how may i help you today"

"i have been calling for 2 HOURS WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU IGNORED MY CALLS"

"well ma'am we actually don't open for another 5 minutes"

"ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME YOU OPEN AT 10? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TIME IS THAT WHY AREN'T YOU OPEN EARLIER"

"well ma'am you see we're a locally owned franchise, the hours are set by the owner"

"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN JUST FUCK YOURSELF I'VE BEEN NEEDING TO TALK TO SOMEONE FOR 2 HOURS AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF-"

"ok ma'am i'm not going to let you speak to me like this, i hope you have a nice day"

"YOU GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME THEN!!"

good morning everyone!!!

[belispeaker]

oh boy not another ghost boyfriend

[lighttheabyss]

//AND BEFORE ANYONE ASKS: I AM THE OLDEST OF THREE CHILDREN. IF YOU THINK FOR A GODDAMN HOT MINUTE I MIGHT EVER BE OKAY WITH ADULT/MINOR RELATIONSHIPS, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING. [I made @tinydomanraen a minor FOR A REASON. Because my wife, Red, and I had been talking about how Alphi and Ali needed more people close to their age in this fandom.]