Alastair Hunt is definitely the weirdo one
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Alastair Hunt is definitely the weirdo one
#alastine coded
#Okay, guys, erm... #the first post is jegulus or alastine or even declan/jericho and the second one is constanteph
Beetlejuice AU with Constantine as Beetlejuice "Oh, i'm just a family's friend!" When after the funeral of Callum's mother they're talking to each other about all of it and then it qiuckly led to a fight when Alastair asked him: "Don't ever say his name!", but Callum out of spite did it anyway, because "You're said you're his friend! What even is that a friend who doesn't call the other one by his name?!" and then Constantine appears
Seriously, what is that 'a family's friend' noone in the said family is talking about ever, because it seems his mother hated him and his father's behavior just becomes much awkwardly than always, but he still doesn't say anything, except that one day saying (he was drunk) that he was his best childhood friend and moreover, they even went to the school together, but then something awful happened and his family had to move away, but before the 'running away' his parents gave them enough time for Alastair to say him 'goodbye' and Alastair even started to say that when Constantine interrupted him and (make) offer him to make an agreement ("A contract" - said him, stangely, unreadably creepy smiling) for each other: "If you ever needs me, then say my name three times." and after that he've never seen him again
#Okay, guys, #ALASTINE
Based on this . I drew it while my car was getting an oil change
#EVERYTHING ALMOST IS THE SAME AS IN THE CANON BUT IF ALASTAIR WAS THAT PERSON WHO BEARED THE CHILD
AND SARA WITH DECLAN WERE IN THAT CAVE NOT ONLY 'BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE MORE BETTER PARENTS FOR HIS CHILD THAN HIMSELF' (Alastair should think then so - i want it to be real, at least, see no reasons why not - thanks to @citrusscale-remastered and their amazing headcanons) BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE SHE WAS FIERCE ENOUGH AND THE BEST WARRIOR AND CARETAKER FOR HIM TO SEND THEM A BABY CALLUM WHO WAS BORN RIGHT BEFORE (FOR TWO SECONDS 'RIGHT') THE FINAL BATTLE WITH THE ENEMY
#JUST ALASTAIR WHO THINKS OF HIMSELF 'I'm not good enough to be lived out of here (and does not have reasons to be alive, as he thinks of himself, moreower) so God, please, take care of them all for me, 'cause i'm not gonna just sit here and wait for something happens' *and set himself on the first line of the battle to increase his chances of his death #Constantine (for some time at the first i think he actually was here): *did not see him for a long time in his life *seeing him and suddenly in second clearly becomes obssessed with him again* *approaches with a wide, madman smile on his face, just so happy to see him, one of the most significant persons in his life (his only one now) and then just accidentally sniffes the air around him* *turned deathly pale and whispering him*: "Baby, are you okay? Who did hurt you?" *clearly meaning the smell of hard labor for hours, suffers and clearly the scent of blood got during them, but doesn't know about it* *and when Alastair (clearly is not okay) fell unconscious in front of him he looses his mind* #(okay, i headcanon after Jericho's death Constantine became more obssessed with people around him' lifes, especially with his friends' ones but it wasn't been for so long, because nobody else gave him as much super-cool-feelings as Alastair who always been adorable for him (just Jericho overshadowed him at those times, but it's all in the past now, cleraly!), but now, when 'the first wave of shock' left him and for the first time on these days he clearly see people around him and they weren't the same who he clearly expected to see (yeah, this is called the end of romantization of someone by a person with a borderline personality disorder) and saw for all of this time, he noticed clearly and saw Alastair's brightest now and now all his things in this life becomes clearly gravitated around him (as a new romantization comes around), аnd after the running him from the Magisterium with master Joseph he becomes clearly even more centered with him and obssessed with him as one of the most brightest thing in his life and the past of him and positive light, positive figure in his life who was not judge him ever so he becomes undeniably possessive with him clearly as a result of attempt to stop himself and save his mind and his life from falling apart)