#alba talks

[sleepiestkentokisser]

i have made ice tea with 🥇 green ginko lemon 🥈white peach and next time i’m gonna try spicy mint . will update

[sleepiestkentokisser]

taking all my period cramps and giving them to oliver aiku

[sleepiestkentokisser]

ok gonna post ukai fic tonight mwah

[sleepiestkentokisser]

for some reason i can't wrap my head around how the japanese school year works so if my timeline is fucked in this ukai fic please just close your eyes and enjoy the porn

[sleepiestkentokisser]

the first three hours of work always go by quickly and then it all goes downhill from there

[sleepiestkentokisser]

“are the coffee candies coffee flavored?” 🤨🫩🤨🤨🫩🫩🫩🤨🫩

[sleepiestkentokisser]

the most annoying thing about narcolepsy isn't actually the narcolepsy it's the cataplexy because i only get it when i'm the one making a joke . sometimes i don't even get to make the joke before the cataplexy hits . like. what the fuck. one second i'm trying to make a joke the next i'm on the floor like i'm a fainting goat or something . my own immune system is keeping me from my true potential

[sleepiestkentokisser]

phoebe playing lost boys at fallon imm actually gonna sob