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Dr cooper: all of the world's issues are of a sexual nature

Me: so he's a pedophile. Noted.

#regardless of this series being around 40? years old I've not been spoiled on twin peaks #so pls do not comment on further developments we may have of this character #but man the way I rolled my eyes at that comment #granted there's still. long hair man. whoever or whatever he is #but at the very least I can say the doctor is on my shit list #alba text

Going to see the amazing digital circus movie not because I'm a big fan but bc I'll be damned if any random motherfucker spoils the plot for me

#alba text #children in the audience dressed like pomni.....#hope there's a hard duck in the first two minutes bc we can't keep doing this

A cockroach got inside the house and we saw the cat hunting it and now we have to consider if it's worse

1) the cat does not kill it and there's a cockroach inside the house or

2) she DID kill it and left it on somebody's bed as a prize

#I've been taking every step like I'm a horror movie protagonist #alba text

Was invited to a children birthday party which is also a pool party so I have to shave (I'd rather not involve misogyny on some kid's party) but the water is completely put

Chuckles I'm in danger

#alba text #is a dry shave only to go in a chlorine pool the best idea??? no not really #do I only have ten minutes to get ready?? yup yup yup

I accidentally bought coffee pods without owning a machine for it but I have empty tea bags for loose tea so I'm just trying to steep it like tea guess well see if it works

#now in all knowledge I have about coffee and tea this should work #and I really hope it does bc I don't want to return the coffee pods #alba text

USA vs Mexico baseball game today and MAN. Man.

#like listen. objectively the USA has better baseball this is a fact #however #if we tie or god forbid win. I consider that a miracle.#BUT #IF WE DO LOSE #God I hope it's not an embarrassing number like Brazil has been getting #alba text

Baseball.......

#my twice a year sports posting #being a blue jays fan is torture rn #alba text

I kept looking for my DAMN pencils because the kids had run out but we had literally just opened a 40-pack like two weeks ago and as I was pulling out pencils and erasers and scissors that kids had hogged away and hidden and ooooohhhh I was so mad

#my manager was upset with me yesterday she was like alba they have no pencils why arent you checking #like are they fucking eating them where they go #i had to look through their boxes looking for contraband #alba text

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