#albedobrainrot

[anevbedo]

telling albedo it won't fit (yes it will) just to play and then he starts taking it seriously and spreading u further and sinking it in all the way and saying smth stupid like it's okay sweet girl I'll make it fit just relax 🤤🤤

[anevbedo]

Albedo relationship headcanonns

No cw I'm feeling normal for now. Just fluff. Also this is lowkey centered around my oc

The one thing albedo loves the most about you besides your presence, is what you leave behind. Specifically the nice warm spot in bed that he loves to roll over into when you get up for some water in the middle of the night. And then once you come back he's just barely looking up at you (he's almost back asleep already) and so you have to decide whether or not to move him.

Since he's only ever taking care of other people he loves to get taken care of himself. It just happens so little that he doesn't even know how much he enjoys it until you're running him a shower and preparing some water and some kind of food. These are also the very few moments where he willingly tolerates heat so appreciate it while it lasts.

On occasion he's had to bring home some test subjects (small bugs or lizards) so they didn't freeze in dragonspine overnight, and eventually there's been a few times where said critters have gotten loose around the house.

He admires how you keep yourself looking nice all of the time but specifically how you dress. Rhiney has only ever dressed him up in the same few button up shirts and dress pants since he was wearing functional clothes so that's pretty much what he wears now. Obviously he wears actual pjs to bed and stuff but like I'm sure you get it. He knows that he looks pretty good already and that isn't even his priority so he just dresses like a school boy. Sometimes if he's feeling a bit special he'll roll his sleeves up but that's about it.

Penguin pebbling. He LOVES bringing you little gifts that just look like a single flower petal but to him it's way more than just a flower petal. His favorite thing to give you though is drawing of things frozen in ice. A bit creepy at times but only albedo could give you a picture of a 7 foot long fish that was preserved over thousands of years that has somehow been perfectly replicated on paper.

He values his space very dearly and so he always makes sure you have your own space as well. Not just personal space but almost like a little reading nook. And if you want decorations?? No problem.

Building off of that albedo definitely gets paid pretty well so I'd say he likes buying stuff for you. This indeed ranges from stuff like fancy dinners and emergency bills or subscriptions to stupid things you don't need like antiques that end up just sitting in the living room for years to come.

[anevbedo]

𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘰 𝘞𝘩𝘰...

𝘈 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 <3

Cw: chronic illness mention, afab reader (period mention)

Sweet Albedo who knows what medications you take, how much, and when. He remembers the exact dosage and what foods you should take them with, what makes them not work, even the amount that you have left in the bottle

Sweet Albedo who knows what makes you flare up and what helps or doesn't help at all

Sweet Albedo who gives you colored blocks to sort to take your mind off of whatever is upsetting you because sorting blocks isn't really something you can mess up too much

Sweet Albedo who remembers your safe foods and knows how to make them. He's willing to make them for you any day regardless of how much he dislikes cooking (he's also really good at it)

Sweet Albedo who keeps and extra bottle of your Rx painkillers or nausea medication with him at all times

Sweet Albedo who gives you all the time in the world

Sweet Albedo who rubs your hips, back, or stomach when your cramps hit you

Sweet Albedo who's so unbelievably patient

Sweet Albedo who's always prepared for whatever might happen or however you might feel

Sweet Albedo who knows the location of various points on the body so he knows which area to apply something cold to so you can cool down quicker

Sweet Albedo who holds you through migraines

Sweet Albedo who has and will always love you no matter how agitated you may be

Sweet Albedo who can always manage to find at least something positive in every situation

[anevbedo]

Pls feed us with some albedo content

hi albedo loving anon i wasn't sure whether or not you want n or sfw so ur getting both (nsfw below cut) (also mostly house spouse/wife things) ૮ ྀིᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ྀིა pardon the lack of activity recently I've been getting a bit better

Generally, albedo is a picky eater when he can be. Given that he's autistic (obviously) but he also spends a lot of time in the mountains too. he loves coming home to a nice warm home cooked meal of things he enjoys after a day of providing for solely you and eating fuckin pickled dear antlers and wild berries

He always makes sure you're rested after doing anything because he wants you to be healthy and comfy regardless of how hard you worked for him that day

A very respectful man and looks down in shame whenever you get mad at him

Cuddles with him (esp after work) are always nice until you have to get up for whatever reason and he's whining about how you're "neglecting" him and he's acting like a kitty being pulled away from a bottle of milk

Missionary when ur mad at him so you can scold him (or vice versa)

I firmly believe albedo is into ownership, and you guys would likely have matching jewelry not just because it looks nice but because to him it says that he's made you his

Spells his last name with his tongue when he eats it

He also writes his signature on you with skin safe market and pounds you until you sweat it all off

He likes making you recite why you're being punished

He very much fucks with videos but he never gets enough of you in the frame apparently (he literally does he's just tweaking)

Anywhere you want it (in the home at least)

[anevbedo]

Goodnight my sweetheart

CW: NSFW, gentle sex, breeding mention, unprotected sex, no aftercare because you're both too tired, he loves you very much tho, afab reader, writing is unbelievably mid

Albedo cumming inside for the nth time while you're still on top. He's just whining over and over again in sync with you, his hands on your hips and running up and down your waist and he just barely musters up the strength to let one hand travel to your back to pull you closer.

Your tits are resting against his collarbone and his neck and you can feel his breath on own neck. He's too lost to move his own hips, so he has no choice but to let you toy with him at your own pace, cunt fluttering around him and squelches filling the room at the same rhythm. He could feel everything. Your erect nipples rubbing against him, every single inch of your insides, even the spongey part just a few inches deep that could make you cry under normal circumstances.

He moves positions ever so slightly, now laying down a bit more, bringing you to lean down against him. He slowly begins to rock his hips up ever so slightly, just enough to go deeper to hit your favorite spot, and continuing to gently hit it. His hands rest back on your hips to press down slightly.

"You're not doing all the work here, that won't be happening today..."

A gentle kiss is placed on the side of your neck, your shoulder, cheek, and then the corner of your lips. His tongue slowly starts flicking out slightly, just enough to feel the pretty wet tip of it, but he slowly got more brave to the point where he was licking and sucking on your lips like a starving man. His and your senses are overwhelmed by scent, touch, and sound, and your gasping isn't helping much either. You attempt to move yourself back into a sitting position, but you're quickly met with heavy hands pushing you down to his chest, where you rest your head between his head and shoulder.

"Please...I just want to make you feel good...let me make you feel amazing..."

Goodness, it's all way too much. The feeling of his breath against your skin surprisingly nearly sends you over the edge once again, a large balloon seeming to form in the bottom of your stomach, just needing a little poke to pop. And Albedos' gentle encouragement is what does it. The way he praises your body without words, his own cock doing all the work is what makes you finally come undone for the final time that night. Your body tenses up, your hands automatically grabbing onto whatever is near you (which happened to be Albedos' hair), and you couldn't even remember what heavenly sounds came from your lips. But he sure can. In the deepest hours of the night, he'll remember the way your moans vibrated into his bare chest, and the gentle sting of his hair being tugged, and the way you convulsed around him helplessly.

Soon enough, he would release inside of you again, feeling almost the exact same thing as you. Maybe someday the two of you will get to come together. His arms wrap you in a tight embrace in an attempt to not scratch you as you feel him fill your womb to the brim for the final time that night. His curses and whines eventually die out, leaving heavy breathing in its wake, your bodies both heaving together. You don't remember much after that, but knowing it was Albedo who made you cum that night, whatever the feeling were afterwards were nothing short of euphoric.

The one thing you do remember however, a gentle kiss from a pair of soft, wet lips, and a gentle voice wishing you a final good night to your barely conscious soul.

"𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘦...𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵..."

（๑ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆๑)♡

[anevbedo]

mean albedo oughhhh...i know he's such a sweetie pie and in my heart he can only harm a few bugs but i wish he could leave like bruises or something blawuhghhh...of course i dont really want him to like really mean it but i feel like id feel so safe with him that AUGHHHHHHH..................i think he could probably grip you so hard he leaves bruises on accident

[anevbedo]

albedo splitting open my warm cunt while I'm half asleep and then fucking me awake

[anevbedo]

nsfw albedo thoughts

CW: dead dove possibly ⚰️🕊, fem reader, i view myself in this as my oc who i ship with him, ooc albedo, just imagine that he's all the way freaked out, disabled reader/author, housewife reader (yes YOU brojob)/author

I don't think that albedo would exactly DESIRE head so to say...but I can say from experience that he's pretty vocal but quiet abt it 🤤

PROBABLY into cockwarming a little bit. Not going too in depth with this one

I feel like everyone kinds agrees that he has at least something for breeding. His whole thing is literally creating life and you don't think he wants to cum directly inside your womb??? Ofc he wouldn't ever try to because he knows it would hurt you and he can't have that, but he definitely gets off to the thought of it. If you really wanted it he'd probably try to (he's like barely big enough) but he'd make sure you knew how it feels

I need albedo to treat me like a bitch lowkey. Just cleaning and shit for him and then he can play with me whenever he wants

Or maybe him rubbing my belly and head and hips like a puppy 🤤🤤 and the little kisses he'd give my belly after breeding my insides and saying thank you to me for behaving and letting him have hiz way and I'm just laying there like oughhouhhhhhh

Can he just call me his sweet girl already

I wanna be his sweet disabled housewife with soft skin and a tight cunt thats perfect to be filled by his mediocre cock AUGHHHHHH just getting all the kisses in the world when he comes home and then he'll take care of me for working so hard. He'll let me rest my sore little feet and back and he'll give me all the cuddles I deserve (all of them) and I'll get to be his princess again as if I'm not all the time.

He'll only fuck me once he's home if he like SUPER pissed off which doesn't happen more than like 4 ish times a year. He'll let u know in advance to get some rest because you both know that he's knocking you until you see stars once he's home