#alchemymondays

[justminorinconveniences]

put my housemate’s cutlery in jelly (Office inspired) because exam stress broke me

[tintagel-or-cockleshells]

My little sister just texted me 'No time for sleep, only time for coffee'.

[justminorinconveniences]

can we play "everyone leaves their doors unlocked while they sleep in case Alex watches too many horror movies when she can't sleep" again please?

[justanimprintonthebedsheets]

Bitches be going to Amsterdam

[justminorinconveniences]

"If you go to McDonalds later, you know what to do"

getting a call at 3:33AM from Flo like "I was going to get you chicken nuggets but Sarah said you'd be asleep and not want them but I said bitch please do you know Alex at all" and lo and behold I did want chicken nuggets so tonight we dine

[justminorinconveniences]

I put one of the gay playing cards in Flo's purse about a week ago and today she went to buy a book and when she took her card out, the playing card flew out and landed on the counter and the guy serving her gave her a weird look

I feel so accomplished

[justminorinconveniences]

I told my flatmate that I hate people and this was her response

[justminorinconveniences]

so I went to my friends' stats lecture and made more notes than Sarah..