#alcoholz

[marrinikari]

Drunk Marri shenanigans: Go to a karaoke bar! ...leave early because I have work in the morning. Order things on Amazon! ...new phone charger cause this one's frayed. I begin to suspect partying is not one of my skills.

[marrinikari]

New personal rule

Hours slept must equal or exceed drinks consumed.

[marrinikari]

I was drinking with some coworkers and one of their girlfriends mentioned she wanted to get a bikini wax but had never gotten one and me and another girl were immediately like GIRLS DAY and so now we have this whole waxing and facials and lingerie day planned. Except then I got home and explained this to my fiance, and I only got as far as “bikini wax” and now he just keeps repeating “ow. ow. no. ow.” over and over again.

[marrinikari]

True friendship is when you keep your friend’s favorite cocktail at home even though you don’t drink it, then find out he does the same thing for you.

[marrinikari]

Company parties are best parties

I got to sing My Heart Will Go On standing barefoot on a table in a fancy black dress. Because why the hell not?

[marrinikari]

Me: So the reason Kate didn't schedule that 1:30 meeting with you to talk about our project? She scheduled it with me.

Coworker: And she ended up scheduling one with me then too. Are we all hanging out together?

Me: [Project] party!

Coworker: Two words that have probably never been used together

Me: Well then the world has been lacking in imagination and tequila.

[marrinikari]

In which I karaoke drunk and attempt to Fiddler but instead of "heaven bless you both na z'drovia" I manage "heaven help us both". Oops?

[marrinikari]

Birthday boy drunk wisdom

I have way too many alcohol in me for me to do math