You wouldn’t say you’re glad for this citywide game of musical chairs. It was stirred up solely to cause chaos, after all. That being said, it’s opened up a lot of opportunities that you wouldn’t have had a shot at on a normal day.
Snowman building, for instance! The ball started rolling ( pun intended ) at Raihan’s suggestion, and you immediately realized you’d never been able to actually partake in the craft before, for obvious reasons. So you forged a pact to live it up and do the building for him while he weathered your weakness to the elements. You’re almost feeling a little guilty— maybe you got the better end of the deal there.
Of course, with such a perfect and malleable canvas your terrible, godawful humor surfaced damn near immediately. Once you got a handle on the mechanics, an entire scene was built in the span of an hour— now that you’re nearly done, one very large snowman tied to the ground by ropes is being accosted by much smaller ones with various weapons in hand such as spades, forks and butter knives.
Now for the finishing touches. You’re in the middle of shaking up a bottle of red Kool-Aid to add some color when you notice someone has stopped to survey your work— an elderly woman with years, decades of wisdom behind her eyes.
You... can’t tell if she’s impressed or horrified.
“Uhh— ta da.”
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