#ale barel

[rogerbarel]

Yaaaaaaayyyyyy I finally made a header! After all this time!

This Nora is at least six inches taller than she’s supposed to be because it’s the only way her face would be mostly visible. Congrats to her on the wedding day growth spurt.

[beauty-and-the-bert]

Put this in the MC Hall of Fame

[beauty-and-the-bert]

Elbert: ...Al.

Alfons: Whatever it is, it's not as beautiful as you, now please kindly stop haunting my room, close my curtains, and let me return to my filthy dreams.

Elbert: No... I was just wondering... Would you like a new coat?

Alfons: My current coat remains perfectly serviceable. If you're implying that it is not, then I shall see to procuring an improved wardrobe that meets your whimsical standards. Once I awake.

Elbert: I'll leave this here, Al...

Alfons: Do as you like, just please stop talking. Everyone in my dream is starting to sound like you.

Elbert: ... Happy Birthday, Al.

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Roger: Hey, glad you're here. New coat?

Alfons: I'm not. And yes. A sudden gift from Lord Elbie.

Roger: Nice. It really accentuates your... something.

Alfons: Has your beefcake-ery finally reached your brains or is that the best compliment you can muster?

Roger: (ignoring Alfons as he bends down to speak to Ale)

Roger: Mission abort. Plan B.

Ale: (barks and runs off in a wiggly way)

Alfons: ...I'm sorry, is that dog wearing a coat identical to the one I'm wearing?

Roger: Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Anyway, let me take you out for lunch. My treat.

[beauty-and-the-bert]

As the lord intended

[rogerbarel]

The only thing better than Ale is TWO Ales!

Happy birthday to the cutest little villain in Crown! His crime? Stealing this avowed cat lady's heart!! He gets lots of gifts including a pupcake with an Alfons plushie that he can terrorize show lots of love.