I see you, and I just wanna dance with you.
💜 world's most boring pinned post 💜
I'm getting the part you're probably here to check out of the way first, in meme form for those who like a visual aid.
I like fiction that contains things that should not be recreated in reality. Sometimes I make fiction with those things. Okay. Moving along.
Multifandom/general usage blog. My name isn't Roger; he's just one of my blorbos. People know me by a lot of different names. Elar is the one you're most likely to see.
No kids!! There's way too much porn and porn-adjacent stuff in here. It's whatever if someone reblogs a random post because it was probably just on their dash or in the tags, but minors following my blog, repeatedly interacting, or interacting w/ NSFW get blocked.
I don't tag most explicit text because 75% of this blog is explicit text. Filter #nsft, #ero, and #kink to avoid the more graphic stuff. I also try to tag for content (e.g., #cw knives) if something contains a common squick or trigger.
I don't think I can automatically assume your morality from what smut you read, and I'll block you if you think you can assume mine. Don't try to engage me in Tumblr PvP about it. I will not acknowledge you. Just block me. Makes everybody's lives easier.
Filter #disk horse if you'd like to avoid any posts about fandom wank. I don't weigh in on a lot, but sometimes you gotta lower the rent, y'know?
Relatively ship omnivorous. I tire easily of ship wars, yume wars/sharing drama, etc... Anything about that also goes under #disk horse. I will try to tag ships in war-heavy fandoms so that you can filter out whatever you don't want to see, but I'm forgetful sometimes.
I mute words (including my few NOTPs) liberally, so please don't worry that you've ever thrown a landmine on my dash. I probably won't see it.
I'm an OC x canon shipper, which I suppose puts me under the yume umbrella. I would prefer not to give a public list of my yumes and ships, although I'm sure some of them are easy to guess. I preemptively block people who are nonsharing with my faves since I figure they don't want to see me. I don't like fidelity lists and will also probably block you if you expect me not to interact with any of your doubles.
Basically, I block a lot! I'll also block if I'm in your DNI, you had a take heavily implying I should be in your DNI, I disagree with something you said so much that I think it's for the better that we don't ever see each other, or our vibes are just mega incompatible. Please block me for Literally Anything.
If I'm in your DNI and interacted with you, it was an accident. Sometimes I overlook things; such is life.
All that being said, I like to chat. I try to be friendly! I just have the typical tragic trustless backstory of someone who's been in fandom for a long time, so I'd rather be upfront about not being everybody's cup of tea.
The random emoji tags are for my own categorization, usually stuff to show someone else later. I'm not summoning spirits on your posts or anything.
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