#aleinia

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holy fuck

@aleinia just posted a review on amazon that’s essentially a graded book report, holy shit, BAE

Ok, ok, THANK YOU, that would be enough, but then 

OK NOW I’M WEAK IN T H E K N E E S 

BECAUSE HOLY SHIT, you make me feel like a damn good writer and I’m all aflutter, but then you got 

APPLAUSE?

I MADE YOU FEEL SOMETHING?

BUT ALEINIA IS RELENTLESS and then 

Fair enough. 

Back to hurting me. 

And just like that

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For the Revs + Roman - what’s the most blatant lie they’ve ever told someone? :0

Roman- I won’t forget you.

Ten- I’ll be ok. 

One- I forgive you.

Two- I understand you. 

Three- I won’t give up.

Four- I don’t care. 

Five- I want to be happy. 

Six- I don’t need you. 

Seven- I love you. 

Eight- I’ll miss you.

Nine- I’ll do my best. 

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For the Revs + Roman - what's something that can make them laugh without fail? :0

Roman- he always laughs at the “act casual” trope in tv shows or movies.

Ten- uh... not much makes him laugh but... Seven or Roman are the most likely contenders. 

One- she’s not much of a laugher either, but Two can sometimes make her laugh with a terrible pun. 

Two- He laughs easily, but what produces a genuine laugh out of him is insult based comedy. 

Three- She’ll laugh at satirical political jokes or political jokes in general.

Four- He has a dark sense of humor. He’ll laugh at racist jokes even if Hispanics are at the butt of the joke because deep down the only way he can cope with hatred is to laugh it off. 

Five- She likes innuendos and bodily fluid/fecal humor. She’s kind of got a dirty sense of humor, so she’ll still laugh at shit jokes.

Six- Doesn’t laugh much. Will laugh, however, if Two mocks religion...in the right way. 

Seven- Also likes poop humor. Likes sarcasm and insult-based comedy and ribbing/roasting. 

Eight- Ugh. Irreverent humor, usually the type that goes too far.

Nine- He laughs at surreal shit. Like Winnie the Pooh flying into the air with the words “See You Space Cowboy” in the corner. Tumblr surrealist humor, you know. 

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For the Prisoner x Dissident - how do they go about celebrating holidays together? :0

Um....The Prisoner has no religion, but he’d like to study and partake in the dissident’s holidays. 

The dissident being mostly Christian, he likes the glamour and the material side of holidays, so he always likes to go all out, you know, throwing Christmas and Halloween parties. 

But at the end of all of them, he always ends up gravitating with the prisoner to somewhere quiet. 

I think the dissident could never just live alone with the prisoner. 

He’s a social butterfly. 

But at the end of the day, when he’s alone, he likes to be alone with the prisoner. 

So every holiday, he may like the spectacle, he may like being excited and feeding off of other people (the prisoner doesn’t feed him since he’s not an easily excitable guy). 

But the “actual” holiday feeling comes from the prisoner.

From sharing cider by the fire, you know. 

Staying inside on Christmas night and just curling up on the couch with him. 

that gay shit. s

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For the Revs + Roman - how do they take care of themselves when they’re sick? like if they have a cold, or new monia (*wink, wink*)?

heh. 

nice.

ah...

Roman- he sleeps for 24 hours and wakes up in a daze. he’s just the “never moves” sick person. you will absolutely not hear from him for a day or two. 

Ten- probably the type to curl up and watch a movie to distract himself. maybe make a cup of soup. 

One- curls up on the couch, watches internet videos, maybe some soppy romance so she can cry and blow her nose more. 

Two- He’s kind of an idiot, he’s not the type to let getting sick stop him from working. He does his taxes when he’s sick, lmao, or he does housework, takes “advantage” of the time off. Makes himself more sick in the process. 

Three- Also a workaholic. She just does housework, goes to bed slightly earlier than usual, which is still unhealthily late. She might do some other work, work from home, only occasionally take a nap. 

Four- He makes a bigger deal out of it than it actually is. he whines a lot, guilts people into taking care of his lazy ass, and generally moans a lot more. 

Five- She stays in bed and watches movies or shows or whatever on her phone. Drifts in and out of sleep. Kind of shuts out the world. 

Six- He has headaches, so he just likes to be in a quiet place for a really long, undisturbed time. He drinks a lot of tea and ends up peeing a lot because of it. He doesn’t get up any more times than he has to, though, and tries to rest in between idle, half-hearted work. 

Seven-Also just likes to veg out in silence. Likes to be really warm and wrapped up in blankets unless she’s throwing up. 

Eight- Takes advantage of the time to be really lazy and just watch daytime television. 

Nine- No difference from how he acts normally: sleeps, putters around, thinks quietly to himself. 

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For Nine - what was his home life like? His relationship with his parents? And his older brother iirc?

He had a very good home life, actually. His parents loved him a great deal because he might be lazy and inattentive, but he’s a good person at heart. He’s always been there for them and he listens to their troubles, always asks if they need anything while he’s, say, at the store. He likes to minimize work for himself, but if he’s already out there doing something, he likes to minimize the work for others too. 

He’s a good person, Nine. 

That’s why his parents were ok with him staying home a little longer than usual. 

he never really got the hang of that college thing, but they were secretly happy to have him home when it didn’t work out. 

As for his older brother, well, his older brother is hardworking and a little miffed by his lazy younger brother.

He used to bug him all the time, nagging, arguing, and trying to force him to be more active. 

But not cuz he hated him or resented him, he just thought the kid could use some character. 

Nine did learn a little from him. 

He branched out from his family and was able to develop better social skills cuz of him, and he was able to develop a sense of opposition, you know, determination to hold fast when others try to change you. 

So they had a good relationship too.

His brother didn’t take his death well. 

His parents sort of shut themselves off, just didn’t talk to anyone, retreated inside themselves, but his brother went through every stage of grief with wild abandon. 

He never knew his brother became a Revenant. 

To this day he still thinks about him and wishes he’d gone with Nine. 

Even if he would’ve died with him, he still wishes he’d never let him go alone. 

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For the Revs + Roman - what are they able to cook? and how frequently do they cook for themselves? do they just have someone else do it for them, or maybe just get takeout?

Roman- he can cook pasta, most meats, like burgers, but he doesn’t cook often. he goes out to eat or microwaves his food. 

Ten- he can’t cook anything. he doesn’t eat. i guess he’d have roman cook for him and do takeout with him, lmao.

One- can cook hotdogs and simple things like mashed potatoes and rice, but doesn’t eat either. she would cook for two, but he doesn’t eat.

Two- DOES NOT NEED TO EAT, but does anyway.  he can cook almost anything. it’s one of his hobbies, he cooks for one, but no one really cooks for him, lmao.

Three- can cook simple shit like macaroni, chicken noodle soup, can heat up canned foods, haha. doesn’t cook for other people, tbh. she eats sometimes. 

Four- He can cook most traditional Mexican foods, his mother taught him, and he does sometimes cook for himself. He still eats. 

Five- she can’t cook for shit. she’s all about take out and microwaveable food. 

Six- Can’t cook, doesn’t eat. 

Seven-  She knows the basics, since she used to cook for her sister and mother. She can do....anything pasta based, like lasagna, most soups, she can fry fish, cook a turkey, broil broth. She cooks for herself...sometimes. But mostly likes takeouts or lazy microwaveable food nights. 

Eight- can’t cook. 

Nine- knows how to make most pies, but nothing else, hahah. he still eats. mostly pie. 

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For the Prisoner x Dissident - what’s their ideal date together like? :0

um, a date where neither of them are wanted men and can sit out in public without worrying someone’s going to see them and call the federal government. 

lol. 

ah. 

in an alternate universe, i think the prisoner would’ve loved to go to museums. 

he finds the dissident’s culture morbidly fascinating. 

the dissident would like to do...laser tag or paintball.  go to an amusement park. he likes exciting dates, man, the poor prisoner’s gonna get a real workout.