#alespeaks

[benito-battalion]

…hey…! (side stepping into frame)

so…its been a hot minute! life updates…

- benny/benni/benito is my new name!

- still trans still pan

- still chronically single and sad

- still taking requests! list is pinned on my page, stayed the same

- so sad tiktok is getting banned sigh 💔💔

[benito-battalion]

izukus classroom would consist of 3 things.

- all might EVERYTHING.

- dynamite/ground zero also EVERYTHING(i REFUSE to call him his actual hero name)

- random motivational quotes either left by the previous teacher and he can’t get them off, or quotes he found on like pintrest that r a bit tacky but in an izuku way

[benito-battalion]

okay quick life update:

- i go by both dominic or alejandro, doesn’t matter which

- still trans, still pan

- currently talking to someone, hoping to get into a relationship by the end of the year

- still taking requests, list hasny changed

- PLEADE PLEASE PLEADE IM BEGGUNG OK KY KNEEDS I WANT REUQEST PLEASEEE

[benito-battalion]

fuck omg im

TWEAKING

my crush..my crush might like me bacm and me thinks j confess tommorow morning

[benito-battalion]

my haircut looks so fucking bad and i have yearbook pictures on friday im crying so hard

[benito-battalion]

if i hear anyone refer to somebody as “my man” one more time im crashing the fuck out its so annoying.

like i get it if its like a celebrity or smb unobtainable but if ur saying it abt a guy ur not even dating then im slapping you across the fucking face its so INSUFFERABLE i hate it

[benito-battalion]

tf 141 & los vaqueros x reader who is a CIA strategist (similar to laswell) who has always been sort of the “overseer” of operations, rarely physically joining in on one. reader finally gets involved in a mission and surprises tf141 & los vaqueros with being a badass in combat!

so, so, sorry but i did kind of fall out of the cod fandom, so this ask will never be completed, but i’ll toss it into the sea of COD writers who’d like to take up the challenge themselves

[benito-battalion]

Reading a Logan Howlett/Wolverine fic:

me: sees no specified gender in the tags/overall list of anything

still me: excited thinking i’ve finally found a male/GN!reader fic

write: “female/she/her/woman/girl-“

me:

GODDAMNIT

p.s. to all writers: IF UR GONNA MAKE FEM!READER FICS, SPECIFY ITS FEM!READER!! im SICK and im TIRED of DIGGING THROUGH to have this situation happen over and over!!!! GOOOOD GYATT.