Oct 25, 2016
why is it "aless" why isn't it just "alice"
her name is Alessandra, so it’s the shortened version of that! Hence, “Aless”!
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why is it "aless" why isn't it just "alice"
her name is Alessandra, so it’s the shortened version of that! Hence, “Aless”!
Aless: 😒 .🔥💀.👻 .💘 .🔪👀 .💩
😒 …someone my muse hates. - Victoire Weasley. Bitchhhh
🔥 …someone my muse would die for. - Patrick Laury. Amber Laury. Ander Goldstein. Cleo Greyback. Eventually Lucas Carrow.
💀 …someone my muse would kill for. - See above!
👻 …someone my muse considers a best friend. - Patrick Laury is her babe, her ride or die, her best friend, her everything.
💘 …someone my muse has a crush on. - She hates that I’m saying this but Lucas Carrow
🔪 …someone my muse hurt in the past. - Someone she hurt? Um... I feel like ppl have broken her heart more than the other way around but she’s a maaaad bitch who’s talked a ton of shit
👀 …someone my muse likes, but doesn’t trust. - Zacharie Hendricks. She likes him well enough, and she thinks he’s an okay guy. But does she really actually trust him? Not necessarily.
💩…someone my muse dislikes, but admires. - I think also Victoire Weasley.
Hey homie. Lemme do... Tie me, That's nice, secret lover, and first time for Aless!
Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.
+ low-key daddy kink, choking, basically rough sex of any sort
That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.
+ Bring on the cuffs, the chains, the ball-gags my friend.
Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!
+ Tall, dark, and mysterious. Tattooed hottie, ‘biker daddy’ af, scruffy and old but in a really sexy sort of way, classy and intelligent, great cook, Italian af
First Time: Who was your first time with?
+ One of Teddy’s friends, it was messy and it hurt and she was pretty ashamed of herself after.
Aless + Two's a crowd and three's a party!, BJ, and 🔎
Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?
+ She’s done a couple in her day, the odd foursome. She’s not particularly huge on them tbh, she wouldn’t go out of her way for one.
BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?
+ She hella swallows, man. And she prefers it.
🔎
+ Her natural hair is very frizzy & curly. She’s not particularly huge on seafood. Her favorite thing in the world is Thai peanut-sauce.
Aless, Julia, & Zade: ▀, ♒, ♟, ♆, ☾ , ☂
Aless:
▀ - tbh, under Aless’s bed, all there is are like... an array of cat toys Crow and Femme knocked under there. Probably a pair of old, worn-out converse from her scene phase she totally forgot about. A top or two she kicked without realizing. Mostly cat toys, though.
♒- Aless? Laundry? On time? LMAO NEVER this bitch does her laundry only when she has literally nothing to wear. She’s a #HotMess and once all her sexy underwear is dirty she knows it’s time to get clean.
♟- Aless hates boardgames bc when she plays she gets way too worked up and will probably cut your head off with her manicure alone.
♆ - Any sort of bad neighbor, Aless will literally pound the walls screaming at them “OY! SHUT YA FUCKIN’ MOUTHS DUMBASSES!” because she gives zero fucks and might even send Crow over to pee on their balcony.
☾ - Aless sleeps curled up on her side, actually. And she tends to go to sleep at around 1-ish on weeknights and like 5 on weekends. She’s also a heavy sleeper and generally won’t wake up until she’s gotten at least 6 hours of sleep.
☂ - Kind of brisk but not too cold so that she can wear her boots but still rock a crop-top and booty shorts.
Julia:
▀ - Clothes, make-up she lost, a spare shoe or sock, old projects like poster-boards for school, basically anything Julia kicked under there and forgotten about. She’s not messy or neat per se and she just forgets to put things away.
♒- Julia only does her laundry on time bc it’s one of her chores at home and her parents make her. Otherwise, she’d probably be a bit forgetful. Not like Aless-level forgetful, but she’d forget to do it and get a little lazy. But for now, yeah it gets done weekly.
♟- Julia loves them! She thinks there’s nothing more fun than a game of LIFE or Scrabble or something. She’s super adorable and loves family game-night type things so she’s a sucker for board games the whole family can play
♆ - Julia’s too nice to really do anything tbh? She’d just quietly deal with it and seethe to herself if she had noisy loud neighbors.
☾- Julia’s a bit of a light sleeper and when she sleeps, she likes to snuggle a lot! Actually she sleeps best when she’s spooning or cuddling with her boyfriend. She curls up into a tiny little ball and doesn’t really kick much or anything. She likes getting 7 to 8 hours of sleep on average.
☂ - Warm! Sunny! She loves it when it’s all sunshine and flowers because it makes her happy to frolic in meadows under the sun.
Zade:
▀ - Nothing. Zade’s too neat to just shove anything under his bed.
♒- It’s always done, folded, and put away neatly perfectly on time. Generally, his maids toss his clothes in the wash and folds it for him but he takes the initiative to put the clothes away himself. He’s very neat and orderly so it’s only natural it gets done on time.
♟ - He doesn’t really play these? I mean maybe when he was really little but that time is long gone and it’s not like he and Zac take the time to play monopoly. He’s pretty neutral and very “I don’t care” about them. But get him to play and he’s relentless and will not stop till he wins everything
♆ - Call the police. Call his lawyers. Use his money to get those fuckers evicted. Because he’s petty like that. Unless you’re Zac. Then he’ll just passive aggressively text you until he gets his point across.
☾- spread-eagled sleeper who likes to take up an entire king-sized mattress when he’s alone. When he’s alone, he sleeps like a log and sometimes will not wake up till 3 o’clock in the afternoon the next day--mostly because he tends to stay up till sunrise. When others are in his bed, he’s a lot lighter of a sleeper and doesn’t spread out as much.
☂ - Anything but summer because he starts melting in his leather jacket and dark-skinny jeans. He dislikes the rain also because it tends to ruin his expensive boots. But cooler, brisker weather is more his style.
Your fave is problematic: Alesssssssssss
Aless
+ She never turns off the lights when she leaves a room
+ Never cleans anything ever
+ Will kill you for her cats
+ Selfish and can be quite the attention-whore if she so feels like it
+ Has a big-mouth
+ Loves dick. A lot. Too much.
+ Has internalized a lot of self-loathing and insecurities but never fucking deals with it!!!
aless 5, 9, 11, 13, 18, 20, 22
5. Guilty Pleasures.
Does calling your man ‘daddy’ count?? Also all her emo music she SWEARS she stopped listening to when she was 12. She’s a liar. She still listens to it.
9. Humiliating Memories
When she was like 13 or 14, she tried using her metamorphmagus powers to make her boobs bigger. One came out like a Triple F while the other remained an itty-bitty A-cup. She’s also fucked up her nose trying to make it smaller. Also being made fun of when she was still trying to be cool at Hogwarts, being told by Victoire she’d never get with Teddy. Her awkward years were a mess.
11. Bad or Petty Habits
Biting her nails. It’s not a big deal when she can just magick them back to being normal, but she bites them a lot. She also has a tendency of picking scabs. She also neVER CLEANS ANYTHING EVER if it weren’t for Patty, Ander, and everyone else her place would be a #mess always. She also never turns the lights off when she leaves the room.
13. What gets them flustered.
A fatass wallet. Also men who can tell her what to do in bed but treat her with respect in public.
18. Things they’ll never admit
That she’s honestly so scared of losing Ander & Patrick to each other.
20. What-Ifs/AUs
What if she and Teddy actually got together?? My fave AU because they’d be toxic as hell, but also so well-matched it makes me cry tbh
22. People who have influenced them.
Patty, Ander, Amber, Her goddamn self.
super mom
omg i ??? i cant tell ??? lulu?? aless???