#alex!!!!!!

[horningthemarble]

Bonding!

[genericwhitehomosexual]

Pssssst. @forgottenshards is the best

[heliotropehotch]

please keep up the jealous Hotch thots babes im 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

fuck me alex i miss you so much

okay so let's talk about *yearning* jealous!hotch PLEASE

like the boss!man hotch who thinks his feelings aren't returned bc he's older and he's the boss

and MAYBE you're just joking around with derek and laughing a bunch at some point and jealous hotch makes some frustrated comment like "maybe you wouldn't have to stay so late if you weren't messing around so much

and youre just standing there like🧍‍♀️bc you stay late so he won't be lonely

and so he's just a grumpy ole jealous man right bc he wants to be the one to make you laugh but maybe all you are is nervous around him

and it takes a night out for any realizations to happen but maybeeee its under the pretense of like some guy trying to flirt and just *touches* your arm, but when hotch sees you even merely uncomfortable he comes over and just slots his way in between you and the other guy

and you're just like "thanks for that hotch,"

but he doesn't leave your side the rest of the night, even when you try to reassure him hes just like "i just want to make sure you're safe" but at some point you see him give a glare to a man trying approach and you just smile to yourself and somehow wind your way closer to him

AND *bonus*

you catch him giving a glare to derek when he compliments you one day and you just roll your eyes at this point and take him into his office and call him out

"you're jealous" and his eyes just go wide

and for once in your life, he's sputtering a little

and you just smile at him before leaving his office with a "you could have just told me, we could have been going on dates for months now"

bc boss!hotch x sassy!bau!reader is the scenario

send in your boss!hotch x bau!reader thoughts

[siberlius-moving]

Anyway that promo scene of alex disarming the gun shortcircuited my brain and i forgot the disappointment from that episode i just watched

[michelsens]

Alex Michelsen, coin collector, history nerd, dumbass, sweetheart, in the third round of AO once again :)

[dannyandthekiszkas]

This is the Tumblr hug 🫂🤍 Please pass it on to 5 mutuals to brighten someone's day!

[jkateel-archive]

ALEX! ALEEEX! ALEX!