#alex barks

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deer boyfriend you can grab by the antlers who bleats when you pound his cervix

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puppification but instead of fucking me you let me turn off my brain and forget the horrors. not a student, not an employee, just a newborn puppy still with a stubby snout and floppy paws and a bumper car tail. shake a rattle in front of me and let me watch the colors on a gentle tv show. let me lay down a little longer, i don't want to go to bed yet. please don't let it be tomorrow yet. i feel sick

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spock body pillow... had to censor his greenis unfortunately

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god i wish i could find a tdick cage that wasnt just basically a chastity belt. isolate the vienna sausage

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weak and immobile in bed recovering from surgery, part of my care includes stroking my dick for me since i can't do it myself. just maintenance for a needy boy

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Masterbation/fingering tips for an aroace person who's just now getting curious about sex? 🐕

hi there!! thanks so much for asking!! my best advice would be to use lots of body-safe water based lube, avoid porn, and trust your body!!! what gets shared online about what masturbation should look like is misleading at best and harmful at worst. i think start out with the mindset of getting to know yourself and finding out fun things about your body! if you can, set aside a few hours when you can relax and focus on yourself. make sure you feel comfortable and safe, whatever that looks like for you- if you want it to be less of a "thing", you can put on a quiet show or youtube video for background noise. if you're afab (apologies i don't have as much advice/perspective for amab folks, as i am not one), i think gentle clit-based stimulation is easiest, rather than going straight for fingering, which can be uncomfortable if you're not properly aroused yet. if as an aroace person you're not as comfortable going straight to direct contact, or seeing/feeling your genitals makes you uncomfortable, using something like a pillow/scrunched up blanket to grind against or the flow from a shower head can feel great. know that everyone's body is different and won't feel good exactly the same way! i know people that can cum from penetration only, and others who can't have any penetration at all, and others who require both to even get close. above all, avoid learning from porn, as it's just going to be dramatized for the cameras and (probably purposefully) unrelatable. if you feel like bringing in supplemental material, i recommend reading spicy fics on a website like ao3 or wattpad, especially about a subject you like already (for me, it would be star trek and werewolves). what's most important is that you're comfortable, safe, and having fun. learning what your body responds to well is a top tier human experience that lets you become much closer to yourself, and i consider it an awesome and essential form of self care!!

sorry for the late reply, i really hope this helps! please pleaseee let me know if you have more specific questions and i would be more than willing to try and help you out!!! sex ed is something that's really important to me and i care about being sex-positive and well informed. i think a lot of competition and fear mongering can get thrown around in nsfw online spaces and it's important to be able to ask questions and get honest answers

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i won’t you Bad

thaaank you sweet girl. you want me just from my posts? good, i must be doing something right :3