#alex lambert

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Dude we're getting the band back together (and a new face lol)

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Show Review: Ty Myers with Alex Lambert opening in Sacramento @tywmyers @alexlambertmusic @americanahighways #batyalevy #livemusicphotography #concertphotography #americanamusic #americanahighways #showreview

Show Review: Ty Myers with Alex Lambert opening in Sacramento

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Alex stimboarddddd

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Posting about my TEC ocs again BC my star trek ocs are flopping and I got insecure 😭🙏 this draft has been rotting away so I decided to finish it

Small talk

(the basic info you learn about people)

Joan McCann

• Her favourite colour is pink but she definitely had a "not like other girls" phase where she absolutely hated it. She can't get enough of it now, especially due to all the pink magical girls.

• Her favourite animal is a ferret, she loves the ones with tan coloured fur the most.

• Favourite song: Fergalicious - Fergie

• Favourite shows/series:

Of all time: Madoka Magica

Cartoon: Adventure time

Live action: I Am Not Okay With This

Misc: Ru Paul's Drag Race

• Favourite movie(s):

Animated: The Monster High movies

Live action: Pink Flamingos

Comfort movie: The Descendants franchise

Discomfort-comfort movie: Eraserhead (cries about the baby every time)

• Favourite video games:

Minecraft, FNAF, Danganronpa, DDLC, FNF, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Tomodachi etc.

Gwen Wilkins

• Her favourite colour is light brown. She says it's a warm looking colour and it soothes her.

• Her favourite animal is a sheep. She loves lambs and loves taking care of them!

• Favourite song: Angel Eyes - And One OR This Night Has Opened My Eyes - The Smiths.

•Favourite shows/series:

Of all time: The Midnight Gospel

Cartoon: Nana

Live action: Scouting for toys

Misc: Trixie Mattel's 'Decades of dolls' series

• Favourite movie(s):

Animated: Coraline

Live action: Little Miss Sunshine

Comfort movie: Arrietty

Discomfort-comfort movie: Pearl

• Favourite video games:

Style Boutique/Style Savvy, Alice Madness Returns, Lacey's Wardrobe, The Path, any horror game with a female protagonist etc.

Alex Lambert

• Their favourite colour is muted red; it reminds them of dried blood (edgelord).

• Their favourite animal is any kind of wolf, they dream to have a taxidermised one some day.

• Favourite song: Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones) - Will Wood (Yes I had to write the whole name it's the principle).

• Favourite Shows/Series:

Of all time: Over the Garden Wall

Cartoon: Gravity Falls

Live action: X-Files

Misc: The Moomins

• Favourite movie(s):

Animated: Wind in the Willows

Live action: Rocky Horror Picture Show

Comfort movie: Grizzly Man (documentary)

Discomfort-comfort movie: Saw (Specifically Saw 2)

• Favourite video games:

Night in the Woods, Little Nightmares, Buckshot Roulette, Silent Hill, Dialtown, Little Misfortune, The Stanley Parable etc.

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Guys would you care if I started posting my new Star Trek ocs whilst I regain the energy to make stuff of my Eltingville club ocs? I've just gotten into it recently :3

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I can't think of anything to write about my ocs so ask me some questions! You don't even have to know me just ask what you'd wanna know ABT someone's ocs in general

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Songs that remind me of my ocs! (Linking one because there are two songs by the same artist with the same name lmao)

Joan McCann

Aesthetic:

Delicious - Ayesha Erotica

Positive:

Fighter - Jack Stauber

Fashion! - Lady Gaga

Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

Negative:

A Pearl - Mitski

No Children - The Mountain Goats

Rejoice - AJJ

Epilogue:

Liquid Smooth - Mitski

Gwen Wilkins

Aesthetic:

Темная ночь - Mark Bernes

Positive:

Old Ocean - Cosmo Sheldrake

I Like Giants - Kimya Dawson

Rises The Moon - Liana Flores

Negative:

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - The Smiths

Brave As A Noun - AJJ

Everything Stays - Olivia Olsen

Epilogue:

I Bet On Losing Dogs - Mitski

Alex Lambert

Aesthetic:

Lichens - Cosmo Sheldrake

Positive:

Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones) - Will Wood

A Mask Of My Own Face - Lemon Demon

Those Eggs Aren't Dippy - Jack Stauber

Negative:

Love Me Normally - Will Wood

Mr Backwards - Jack Stauber

Futile Devices - Sufjan Stevens

Epilogue:

Somewhere Only We Know - Keane

???/DollyCure (Joan and Gwen):

Always Forever - Cults

Inarticulation - Rio Romeo

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

AlGwen/DollCrypt (Alex and Gwen):

Kute - Alex G

I'm Not Saying A Word - Blood Brothers

Everyone Adores You (At Least I Do) - Matt Maltese

JoAlex/??? (Joan and Alex):

Romantic Lover - Eyedress

My Kind Of Woman - Mac DeMarco

Like Real People Do - Hozier

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School's out and Summer's in! What could be a more perfect time for a group beach trip? So, after a few hours of bargaining and convincing, a date was settled for The Eltingville Club and Co. to go out on a little adventure. Gwen drove them all there to avoid conversations whilst Bill tried to avoid getting vomit spewed over him by Alex who looked just about ready to pass out. The drive was a couple hours long at best but, eventually, they made it to the seaside with as little conflict as possible. Joan huffed in amusement as Alex hunched over, groaning from motion sickness,

"Be so for real; the drive was not that bad."

"Maybe not for you! eugh..."

Joan didn't seem to hear their response as she bolted towards the nearest slot machine nearby, dragging Pete and Jerry along with her who only seemed to fuel her mild gambling addiction. Gwen - on the other hand - was more interested in the little shops along the pathway and, with the rest of the group, scoped out what the seaside had to offer.

Beach Episode (Joan's Version)

Alex's Version|Gwen's Version

After completing abandoning the majority of the group to appease my gambling needs, I found myself glued to one particular machine. It was one of those claw games that are near impossible to win anything in and usually I would've given up but this machine had something I wanted- no! NEEDED!! Because in this claw machine was the coolest Sailor Moon figure I have ever seen and I simply had to get it. So, with my feet planted in a spot that was comfortable but also gave me the best view of where to lower the claw, I began my tedious job of getting the figure. My dilemma: the box was too heavy!

"Ugh! These damn money-hungry assholes why do they have to make these things so difficult?!"

"Because they're money-hungry assholes, it's kinda in the name." Pete quipped from an opposing slot machine, trying less to get prizes and more just get a shit ton of money.

"I don't even know why you're still trying; they're built to be impossible."

"I refuse to leave without this damn figure! Besides, ye of little faith, I've already won a bunch of cool shit, I don't need more."

After a while of unsuccessful attempts I eventually ran out of coins, which is crazy because I had a whole TUB of coins when I got there. So, what did I do? Well...

"What the hell man?! You can't just snatch my coins and get away with it!"

"Bee-dee bee-dee bee-dee uhh, I don't think you should argue with her, Buck. She's looking kinda scary right now..."

"...Yeah maybe we should take a break, Joan..."

"NOT UNTIL I GET THIS FIGURE; I NEED HER!!!" I hissed, recieving a startled expression from the two NERDS boys with me. I used the last of our loose change and...

"YES!!! I DID IT!" Victory was mine! Take that capitalists! I mean, they still got all my money but I won so... Eh.

"Anyways! We can go now!" I beamed, my sudden switch in demeanor practically giving Pete and Jerry whiplash.

"Uhh okay, Buck..."

"Yeah.. let's... Go."

We met back up with the others and took turns showing what we'd bought, Bill complained about not finding anything 'cool' like a little bitch but he got glossed over pretty quick. Somehow we got onto the topic of the beach so I said:

"Speaking of which, are we gonna actually go to the beach now? That's like the main event."

And so we did. Lambert took Pete and Jerry off somewhere, something about cryptids I dunno it's Alex stuff. I decided to go straight to the deck chairs and get in the shade - pulling out my switch to play some Tomodachi. I whistled over Josh and that ginger kid Ironjaw to show them all my Miis based off of us all.

"... And that's you, and that's Mousey-"

"-Wait why is Gwen's so well made compared to mine?"

"And why is my room a hamster cage?"

"Well, to answer both of those questions: A) I make my Miis to reflect how I feel about people so that's why Mousey's is so beautiful and yours just looks like you, you're just some guy y'know?"

"Right..."

"And B) uhh... I don't actually remember what's up with the hamster cage. Probably just didn't have anything else." I stated with a shrug.

"Wait so everyone's Mii is how you see them?"

"Yup!"

"Can we see Bill's then?" I laughed evilly before responding,

"Sure, Bill's Mii used to look pretty normal but once he pissed me off too much so I edited his character to look like a bug and gave him the run-down looking room."

My conversation was cut short by Alex, freshly suncream-ed, invited me to join her in the water. I would've gone along with Mousey and Lambert but decided to challenge Bill to get in with us whilst I was plaiting my hair, I said he was too scared to and he didn't take it too kindly. As soon as he got in a close enough radius I pounced on him. I jumped Bill dickey in the ocean - bit of a weird moment in my life but regardless I did it.

"YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN SCARED OF GOING IN THE WATER, GEEK!!!"

"Get off of me you bitch! You're insane!!!"

I swear I would've drowned him that day if he didn't get ahold of my hair. The bastard dragged me under mid-breath!

"Eughhh I just swallowed so much salt water!"

We did continue to fight for a while after this but it was admittedly very underwhelming, Bill's not a better fighter so I kicked his ass. Eventually he managed to break free and ran off like a wimp but luckily that's when Mousey and Lambert came back.

"Damn it! Did I miss all the fun?"

"Not quite..." Alex said with that creepy ass grin she always does. Before I could say anything I was back in the water, my hair now dripping from the previous fight, and jumping over waves like a kid. We were all giggling like schoolgirls until Lambert knocked me over with her lanky ass legs and I landed straight on my ass. By that point, none of us could contain ourselves and we laughed so hard it hurt (I swear Lambert almost started crying). After our laughter fizzled out I dared Alex to bury some of Bill's shit,

"I dare you to bury something of Bill's! He'd freak it'll be hilarious!"

"Ehh.. I dunno, I don't want him taking my shark teeth as revenge.."

"What? Scared of the consequences, Lambert?" God I know how to get under people's skin. So, with the help of Josh, Bill's phone was successfully buried somewhere in the beach. Unfortunately this is when I noticed a stinging sensation over my back and arms. Shittt... I forgot suncream again... OWWWWWWWW!!!

By this point Mousey was about to fall asleep and Pete and Jerry had bolted into the sea so my only saviour was Ironjaw.

"A-are you sure you want me to do it? Aren't you worried I'm gonna spit on you?"

I swear to god I nearly cried on the spot, I was not thinking about anything other than the fact I felt like I was being cooked alive!!

"I've already had my hair soaked in salt water, touched whatever germs were all over those slot machines and now my skin is about to peel off, that's the least of my concerns. Now, help me before I freak out!" Luckily that convinced him and I had at least a little relief, Ironjaw wasn't too bad of a conversationalist either - at least it wasn't Bill.

After a very productive conversation about Madoka Magica with Ironjaw and Bill giving Gwen a very rude awakening, we got to go home. Mousey slept on my shoulder during the way back because there was no way we could let her drive, luckily Lambert offered to take the wheel so there was no real issue other than the chairs pressing on my sunburn. Owch...