#alex wasbibi

[etngoddess]

Alex: *dials 911*

Alex: hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

[etngoddess]

[over text]

Alex: Nose

Alex: I typed nose WITH my nose lol

Gabbie: Heart

Alex: Gabbie?

Alex: you ok?

Alex: oh no

[etngoddess]

Alex: Do you wanna hang out by the beach sunday?

Destorm: Okay.

Alex: Also, do you wanna take acting classes with me this week?

Destorm: Ok, calm down, I’m still processing the beach thing. Baby steps.

Alex: I feel as if you’re a hermit and it’s my duty to ease you back into society.

[etngoddess]

[ordering cake over the phone]

“And what would you like the cake to say?”

Alex: *covers phone to ask Destorm*

Alex: Do we want a talking cake?

[etngoddess]

Gabbie: Hey, Alex, what are you thinking about?

Alex: How I wanna take probiotics and antibiotics at the same time and have them fight inside of me.

Gabbie:

Alex: I just wanna see who wins!

[etngoddess]

Destorm: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Tana: Burn the house down.

Destorm: And what did you do?

Alex: We made dinner.

Alex:

Tana:

Alex:

Alex: And burnt the house down.

[etngoddess]

Destorm: Know why I called you in here?

Alex: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Destorm: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[etngoddess]

Alex: Let me guess your hometown, I bet it starts with…. s.

Destorm: Maybe.

Alex: Sexytown?

Destorm: No, it’s the opposite of that.

Alex: DETROIT?