#alexios.

[dontexpecttomakesense]

well enough of praising this game, cassius might be a very well written character, but we're here to mock amicus, and his choice of underwear.

he also ads first the cereals and then the milk, which is atrocious

pretty sure he's jus practicing his "trow the bottle so it lands standing up" skills, and not, let's say, communicating sensitive information of the adastrian imperial family to his goverment

you're a nasty little creep don't you know neferu? but considering the setting it's not that weird

Ever heard of the concept "being armed with a gun", you moron? (then again, it is alex)

getting a little bit narcissistic aren't we?

Alexios, may I introduce you to a human fairy tale called Pinocchio?

oh please don't be one of those tree huggers

ah, so he's just a whore hugger

let's make the hippies mad

ok

1. you choose to jump into the fucking biling water like and idiot and

2. Maybe if you didn't act like the most stereotypical spy movie villain people wouldn't get suspicious, and act on it

haven't you heard? It's a new form of foreplay

so the omorfans are evil hippies

please raise your hand if you weren't surprised at all

struck a nerve didn't we?

see? I like this version of alex more, sooo much more entretaining

it's not sex neferu, in spite of my foreplay joke a moments before

I do love conflicting loyalties, let's see who will he choose

this is literally just a fancy magic eight ball

which basically means that shit is about to hit the fan

[popcorn emogi]

""""""""""""benevolent"""""""""""""

it's not like I have a choice do I? If I choose NO I'll get a game over or whatever

well we are on a dungeon after all

this is so ridiculously saccharine

are we telling him about alex? please let's tell him about alex

oh well

not amicus, I'm talking about my parents. Since we're about to have dungeon sex I think our relationship has reached a point where you should meet mom and dad

well, we're leaving it all here. Let's see what the future depares us, because I trust the parents less than I trust amicus with an ant farm

[ofcaliginous]

@purplefrayedisaster​​ (alexios)

❝ hi, what can i get -- alexios ?? ❞ her faux smile fell at the sight of him. what was her high school boyfriend doing at the coffee shop she worked at ?? behind her mother and bianca, she couldn’t think of a more unpleasant surprise from back home.

[oldnectaric]

What kind of herb are you?

Cardamom

You're lonely but it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. You've always been okay except you're not and somehow you've made yourself and everyone else around you believe that too. Connection to anyone is harder than you could have ever dreamed when you were young and unloved and invisible to everyone who was supposed to care about you and save you from the voiding hollowness in your chest, in your throat. You smile and say you're okay and you are, or at least you tell yourself you are, but is anyone even worried? You tell yourself that they are or maybe that it's good they aren't. You'll be okay, one day. One day.

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[alexiosphobos]

Sanctuary of Athena

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