#alfiesdp

[inmydataprocessor]

everyone get more weird with their devices NOW !

start posting videos about sticking your fingers in the port of your computer , caress the keys on your calculator , spin that cd with your hand in your portable cd player , drag the stylus agonizingly slowly against your 3DS , LICK THE SCREEN OF YOUR TV !!!

[inmydataprocessor]

wow

[inmydataprocessor]

"it is as if you were making love" being an accessible program for people like me is a wonderful tool . youre telling me youre NOT constantly thinking about pleasuring your device ? it shouldnt be pent up all the time . think about all of those programs it has to run for you . what about those times you forgot to turn it off and left several applications running ? yeah .

[inmydataprocessor]

all these gorgeous vintage apple products . . save me . .

now that i think about it ,, my grandparents have a lot of old junk and electronics ,, the only problem is that theyre across the country . who thinks i should call and beg them to look for something good ?

[inmydataprocessor]

look at this cutie i found !

hmmm . . .

[inmydataprocessor]

god i need an iMac G3 soso BADLY . i just wouldnt be able to get myself off of it honestly ,,

[inmydataprocessor]

HI

hello , this is Alfie's blog dedicated to being weird about tech (and maybe some other things) . ill probably gush about devices i have / want , ideas and concepts .

im new to all this , but i cant deny my enthusiasm for a nice-looking device . i love transparent tech , and im a sucker for gameboys , the iMac G3 , the Zeon Tech MS-2000A , and the Memorex MP3226 Boombox .

feel free to interact if you're objectum , techum , or generally an oddball . . . unless you fit my dni .

DO NOT INTERACT IF . . .

generally hateful , anti-objectum , queer or lgbtq-phobic , anti-black , if you think you know me

thank you for reading . :)